International Food Crisis leads to War

Day 2,979, 07:56 Published in Netherlands Netherlands by Arcanic Mindje


Dear food citizens

A report of food shortages across the world has been reported which turned eWorld from starving citizens into warmongering food hunters.

It is widely suspected that, Plato's pet Snorlax has started the incident.


In France, there was a severe lack of frogs and snails which is the delicacy of France but those frog eaters had grown hungry after the French dictator ea it all. In order to keep the hungry frog eaters happy, the French then started to swim over and take over the UK in order to catch the toads and frogs out of ponds and make frog legs out of them.
War Report: http://www.erepublik.com/en/wars/show/53963

The last waffle in Montenegro was eaten today which has prompted a national shortage in Podgorica. The Montenegrin helicopter dancers (ESC 2015) has announced that they will be refilling their kitchens by once again invading the Belgians who is once again rich in waffles. Did you know, there was once a waffle shortage from a occupation by the Dutch who banned waffles by replacing them with pancakes?
War Report: http://www.erepublik.com/en/wars/show/54161

Serbia has once again went on a food expedition to other places as they have just landed on Thailand for some Thai Green Curry. However the Serbs has refused to pay for food but instead they started an invasion to control the Thai curry makers and turn them into slaves in order to make Green Thai Curry to the Serb Government and dictator!
War Report: http://www.erepublik.com/en/wars/show/54179

In order to protect Norwegian Smoke Salmon fishing areas from incoming immigrants from South America who love their fish tacos, Finland and Sweden has offered assistance to Norway by invading them in order to protect the smoke salmon however their real plan is to take the smoke salmon for themselves which will plunge Norway into starvation!



But good news is that we Dutchies are rich in pancakes and they are stored in secret vaults in a secret location where no one will ever find!