Indians Behaving Badly

Day 1,654, 00:50 • Published in Canada Canada • by Rylde


What happens when you give Natives in Canada a Weapon of mass Destruction?

Inspirational Whitie Propaganda

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyjK-Rr1v1E

[E2S]"Hey Rylde Running Squirrel Where'd you get the truck"?

[RRS]"Eddie two shoes I told u I was hitching to town to go get us some Lucky.

[E2S]"Yeah but where'd the truck come from"?.

[RRS]"Well i came across this stupid whitie with a flat tire. He told me if I helped him change it he'd give me a lift to town. After we were done I left him squating in the bush."

[E2S]"You know I'm on probation for beating up my old lady. She says she doesn't love me anymore."

[RRS]"Well you know when she takes in your empties its over. Just go find another Squaw with kids. You'll know she puts out".

[E2S]"Lets go down to the river and drink our lucky then go beat the S*** outta ur old lady".


Rylde Running Squirrel and Eddie 2 Shoes drive the truck down to the river to get plastered.

[RRS] "Grab me a lucky Eddie".

[E2S] "F*** you grab your own beer".

[RRS} "Don't F*** around or I'll go make your sister my wife for the night".

Eddie grabs a few beer

[E2S] Holy S*** whats in the box?. Maybe that whitie has some S*** we can pawn off for a few pinners. My old lady will let me sleep on her couch if I can get her high".

Rylde Running Squirrel climbs into the back and opens the crate

[RRS]"Oh f*** man were in trouble I remember this symbol in school before I dropped out. If we shake it it blows up".



Rylde Running Squirrel turns to look at Eddie 2 shoes.

[RRS]"Hey quit drinkin all the beer man I had to walk to town for that. I wanna Black out tonite"

2 hours later



[RRS]"I was thinkin I love your sister. She's really hott after she has a kid. you see those Gazunga's when she's feeding ur nephew. I think she checks me out when I'm walking to the store".

[E2S]"Were outta beer I haven't drunking enough yet".

[RRS] "Well lets go town and get some more its only 2".

[E2S] "We don't have any money and my mom said she wouldn't lend me 20 bucks again until I get a job".

[RRS] "I have a job. I help Woman get baby bonus from the govt. My one ex is getting 600 a month. I should be getting some of that. She wouldn't be able to pay the rent without me".

[E2S] "Lets go park the truck in front of the candy store and if they don't give us some more lucky we'll shoot at the do not shake canoe at the back with my twenty two".

[RRS]"Eddie thats why u have 2 shoes".

5 hours l8r they finally make it to town and park in front door of the liquor store

[RE2S]"OK pale faces me and my buddy want a flat of lucky or were gonna blow up all the firewater".

[RRS] "Eddie don't point the gun at the canoe while were in the truck".

PUT DOWN THE WEAPON OR WE WILL OPEN FIRE



Oh S*** there's a presidential election coming up.

Eddie 2 Shoes step into my office plz.

Make me get drunk and write some random off the topic bulls*** because I have armed our reservation with a weapon of mass destruction.

Pointing a .22 at a nuke is not sound military advice.

Rolo Tahmasee you are officially my MoD