Inconvenient truth about Eire Aonair
Viktor Kurgan
From the outside EA party is a normal party with a mission to unite irishmen from all sides and of all views and ideals…but….there is a shocking secret beneath the surfice….at least it was beneath…..until now….
After I became PP of EA…
…(by using bullying and bribing and giving them all a blo……) Ian E Coleman told me we must convince, persuade and assure people to became members of Eire Aonair.
What I didn’t know was how strongly he desired that...just like i didn't know the secret of Ian…
Some people call it a curse…..or a Gift!
As you know Ian E. Coleman founded EA and he has been loyal EA to this days.
His passion and love he has for EA is on fanatic level…
He spend most of his time thinking about EA…dreaming about EA…
The critical event, when it all started was many moths ago while he was playing Angry Birds on his mobile Sagem mw932…
Even while he was playing he was obsessively thinking about symbol of EA…The Crow!
Just as Ian started playing level 3 of Angry Birds Rio a massive ammount of electricity bursted from mobile phone almost killing Ian…but it didn’t….
Instead it triggered The Gift giving Ian the power of shape shifting…INTO A CROW!
Every Time he talks about EA or EA issues…every time he thinks about EA he turns into CROW!
Since that day any true member whose devotion to EA has been proved was giving that Gift!
Problem is…it has gone out of control..
In this video you can see Ian and D-Glennon trying to persuade people to join EA:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlkp55gTwI8
Its….just…too much….
And it was not the only time! Ian desire more members in EA and will not stop at anything!
Look! This “recruitment” is happening all over the country!
I, as PP of EA, am responsible to warn public about this "recruitment" methods..
We tried to put this under control but Ian spend less and less time in human form and its impossible to stop him….his love for EA is so great he can’t be stopped.
Me trying to reason with Ian
But Ian is not the only one…..
I already mention D-Glennon who also have this curse since he is also a worthy and true member of Eire Aonair.
Also many of you noticed D-Glennon is not active much…if not at all….
When we realised D-Glennon is missing we organised a search for him.
We never found D-Glennon.
All he left behind was this:
If anyone sees him please let us know!
So I appeal to humans of ireland…JOIN EIRE AONAIR….we welcome everyone and anyone.
Eire Aonair only cares about Ireland and not ideology….a place were all have a saying..were all will be heard…..
Even trolls and bigots are welcome….even they will not be ignored!
And if you don’t…well….
Ian will take care..
p.s. I admit i was a jelly at first for not having this powers but...
Yesterday i gain the same power!
That proves me being a true and worthy member of EA!
JOIN EIRE AONAIR AND GAIN THE POWER OF THE CROW!
DO NOT AND WILL BE "PERSUADE" TO JOIN OUR PARTY!
EIRE AONAIR!
http://eireaonair.userboard.net/t70-the-constitution-of-eire-aonair
Comments
This is one hell of a recruitment statement. This reminds me of Hitchcock's 'The Birds'. If it wasn't for my extensive knowledge of this film, I may have been persuaded to your side, to Éire Aonair...
To the IFP: if I turn up missing or dead sometime before Christmas, you'll know where I am.
tl;dr
New eggs.
Viktor had his military unit vote him into PP, so he could get back at Ian and D-G for some unknown insult made a year ago - and because he doesn't like homosexuals (some serious hate in the news feed).
great article.
Seanan is butthurt coz he can't transform into the Crow!
And homo part is true....
I understand Seanan why you find that gay thing personal....but i was not talking about you...
Oh he actually did something not tied into his goals of PTOing a party for no reason...
/golf clap
Lamest troll I've ever seen.
Fionn....i thank you for your constructive criticism....i have learned a lot from it.
And i can only hope one day my articles will be thrilling and breathtaking like yours.
And Seanan thank you for supporting Eire Aonair....i am glad you put personal animosity you have for me aside and decide to help Eire Aonair grow..
Bristel...i am sorry you are gay and i am sorry i won elections....instead being butthurt try running for PP next time again...
tl😃r
Animosity? Not even a blip on the radar - but its right that everyone should know you're homophobic, and allow your RL bigotry to seep into eRepublik. Merits a comparison to Ajay.
Seanan....really... did i ever hide that gayness is a sin?
I am sorry but in Eire Aonair all views are welcome....and your hatred toward bigots and homophobic is just plane racism...
i fucking love you...i lold at at least 3/4 points
Lololololol
This is why i subbed after the first article of yours I read. lol Voted.
It's ok, we know you needed to bring in votes from Libertad in order to win the election... You don't have to hide that you almost lost against a faggot like me.
Thank you Bristel for your contribution to strenghten EA.
I am pleased that you just like Seanan managed to put a side personal issues to avoid damaging EA.
And thank you for the math lesson...from this moment forward i will know that 9 votes against 5 votes was a close call and i know almost lost by you.
But the Lord was on my side this time...
And for the record.....if somewhere in the future someone accuse me i PTOed Castaneda's or greek fake libertad....i will not call that person a liar...coz it just might be the truth...might be.
You PTO'ed.
You give out all the time about PTO's yet you did one.
Hypocrit
Kurgan doesn't like homosexuals.
I'm with him on this lads!
I don't like heterosexuals, pretending they have some kind of morals.
1) I deny all accusations of ever having played angry birds
2) EA supports by its nature free speech of all kinds, bigoted or not, for every person or Kurgan. Though we cannot speak for the Admin.
3) I find it disgusting that anyone thinks it's their business what someone else's sexuality is. Homophobia is irrational and, as far as I'm concerned, a very serious character flaw. For the record, I don't ever care to be represented by that kind of arrogant bigotry and ignorance.
This was pretty entertaining
Conway...you stole 200 000 iep from this country...Malbekh or Death and rats or whatever is his name now, told us you returned half....but we saw no evidence of that.
So you are a traitor and a thief....
That being said.....HOW CAN YOU SAY I DID ONE? ONE???
I thought i "PTOed" Libertad a well........
KURGAN DO NOT PTO-KURGAN ILLUMINATE INFIDEL MILITARY UNITS AND PARTIES
With the power of our Lord i bring enlightenment!
How can you say i am hypocrit......if i did PTOed anything i would brag around coz that would make me very influential and powerful figure in ireland.
That is one of many good things in being insane.....no inner brakes no inhibitions....to say what you think and do not care about consequences
Ian i am not homophob......i have not problem with gay creatures...
ITS THE SIN ONE MUST HATE NOT THE SINNER!
I pray for Bristel Akina to return to our lord.
Bristel above all must find inner strenght to fight that gay demon that destroys him from inside out!
Its not too late Bristel!
Do not join the fallen army of infidels!
Except our Lord Jesus Christ and rip the heart out of that demon and drink the blood from it!
Seriously, dafuq Kurgan??? lmao!
What? Ask ian that...he started this..curse...
I stole nothing Kurgan.
So you didn't bring in players to Eire Aonair to vote for you?
I have two from my units who are in EA....so you say i PTOed with 2 people.....i am fcking great.
You addmitted..in public....you stole...you had an article were you admit you took the money.
You are the only proven thief in that story.
And only evidence you returned is a word of Malbekh...not even bother to forge a screenshot.
And even Malbekh told us you returned 100 000 wich is half....
You are a thief Conway and a traitor...
Solutions to everything:
1. Kurgan joins cheeky little kunt party.
2. Trolls are not taken seriously.
Done.
I was in kunt party last month...running for PP it was 5:5 almost raped IRR...saved by the level.
Sean why you calls Conway a troll?
Hes no troll just a thief and a traitor....
Feisigh do thoin fein Viktor.