INANE LAST WORDS WITH SPEEDCAT MCNASTY

Day 1,319, 18:20 • Published in USA USA • by Chutley



Disclaimer: screw disclaimers. I don’t need them anymore.



10 INANE QUESTIONS WITH THE LATE GREAT SPEEDCAT MCNASTY









1. You’re You were running for President. Tell me why I should have voted for you, but don’t say anything that is remotely related to eRepublik.



Speedcat McNasty: Don't vote for me.. don't vote for anyone.. vote for none of the above, always!



2. There’s Alexander the Great, William the Conqueror, Richard the Lionheart, and Madonna the Whore. What will you be if elected?



Speedcat McNasty: Madonna is taken by Pfeiffer... obviously. Probably Dick the Lionheart, just cause he has a animal in his name and only seriously awesome people are able to pull that off. Gotta say though, naming your child "The Great".. that fucker better turn out to be, you know.. Great. Or else you just screwed him for life. "Keep waxing that floor.. Mr. THE GREAT!" Would just suck.



3. You have one of my favorite eRep names. Is the reason for your moniker just as funny, or should I just chalk it up to excessive amounts of alcohol and/or marijuana.



Speedcat McNasty: Speedcat is just a childhood nickname, I don't know why, just is. Always used it for all my online games. McNasty.. well coming into Erep it felt like an important game, so you must have two names of course. That and massive amounts of alcohol helped.



4. If you could put one person in your cabinet, who would it be and why? And by “cabinet,” I mean this:




Speedcat McNasty: Rainy Sunday... cause, she really would be nice behind glass. Plus pop the door open whenever you need a little whippin'



5. Who the hell is this?





Speedcat McNasty: Where did you get that?!?!? I was young and needed the money okay... you don't judge me! You don't know!!!





GETTIN' MCNASTIER


6. Tell me to go to hell in the nicest possible way.



Speedcat McNasty: Go toward the flames not the white light



7. Rename eRepublik with as many words as you want.



Speedcat McNasty: EitherMultiorCreditCardlik.com



8. Finish this sentence. There’s no way in hell…



Speedcat McNasty: ... Glove is MM2



9. Send me a picture.



Speedcat McNasty: Someone sent me this and for some reason it scares the bejesus out of me:






10. How does that feel?



Speedcat McNasty: I thought you'd be bigger.





Thanks for doing the interview Speedcat. You were one of our best and I’m sad to see you go. In McNasty We Trust. Also, I am bigger, I just get so gosh darn nervous around you.


Primitively,
Chutley