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Day 2,430, 03:57 Published in Australia Australia by George Obrien

I kant reed or rite pls suprt my newpapers so i can lern.

 

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Guagature
Guagature Day 2,430, 04:08

Welcome o/

Looking at your spelling you will fit in well to eAustralia.

DodgyHagrid
DodgyHagrid Day 2,430, 06:47

Implying that all Australia is abundant with illiterates.

Guagature
Guagature Day 2,430, 13:08

We are bred from convicts

An Australian Man
An Australian Man Day 2,430, 19:45

um, how about people who escaped Europe during the mid 20th century

DodgyHagrid
DodgyHagrid Day 2,430, 19:49

Implying that all government employees and free settlers were infertile

Guagature
Guagature Day 2,430, 00:15

Possibly we all came pre-made in test tubes from our makers from outer space?

Dr Hugh Jardon
Dr Hugh Jardon Day 2,430, 04:31

Voted and subscribed, welcome to eAustralia. If you need any help then just ask and we'll help as much as we can.

Do you mind me asking if you have a learning difficulty?...I'm not making fun by the way.

An Australian Man
An Australian Man Day 2,430, 04:41

Welcome to eAus, a great land in a world of Bull

Skraus Khan
Skraus Khan Day 2,430, 08:42

o7

Infowar
Infowar Day 2,430, 10:52

V

George Obrien
George Obrien Day 2,431, 03:48

Hi everyone. No i am quite literate, a bad joke on my part. My apologies for any offense caused, i just had no idea what to type and well my brain and mouth haven't been talking in a very long time.

This game is difficult to describe lol but at the moment i have just moved to Paris and have a lot of time on my hands? so i should learn quickly.

Anyways thanks for voting and it's a pleasure meeting everyone.

Guagature
Guagature Day 2,431, 03:54

You are lucky that you did admit that it was all a joke.

Hugh would of taken advantage of you in the most sexual way otherwise

Dr Hugh Jardon
Dr Hugh Jardon Day 2,432, 01:27

I had the lube at hand as well

Guagature
Guagature Day 2,432, 01:29

No "Bite the pillow, I'm going in dry"?

Dr Hugh Jardon
Dr Hugh Jardon Day 2,432, 01:37

Pffff, only women bite pillows, men clench their teeth if they are any kind of manly men whilst they are having anal intercourse with another man....you get the drift.

 
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