In the aftermath of an Epic Victory reports of War Crimes emerge.
Day 2,758, 04:28
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by GEN. DE LA REY
Here at De Volks Blad we bring you exclusive information from Northern Netherlands where our war correspondent Jan Poggenpoel has been able to evade German authorities for days now.
Today we are happy to report an epic victory has been won by the Dutch people and it’s allies. Never in my lifetime has such a marathon comeback victory been won against the odds, a victory that will live on in the hearts and minds of the Dutch people for the rest of their lives and will be reflected in History books for generations to come.
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We have asked some of our strategic allies for their thoughts of the victory, they appear to be happy but would not say much at this stage.
There are many heroes and stories to be told, however the highlight must be on arrival of the Australian and Norwegian Nebula special forces.
This image we captured of the German Minister of Defense Dr. Schultz’s face.
According to eyewitness report the German supreme leader KTTRS was the first to flee home, in the wake of an early evening onslaught by Weekstrom and Epix.
But in the euphoria of this victory against a powerful greedy aggressor, the dust has not yet settled and stories and reports of war crimes and special camps where our people have been forcibly moved to, have come to light in the previously occupied region.
In these camps people were forced to wear silly clothes and do strange dances all day long.
Forced to blow large horns
Apparently part of their Reinheitsgebot (purity) system Dutch nationals were bathed in beer.
The drinking of water was forbidden and water taps were replaced with German beer taps.
We have sent a sample of the food camp captives were forced to eat to our national lab for analysis.
For now it is a moment to celebrate, but spare a thought for the German people and our allies inside Germany which today still has to live under the backstabbing KTTRS regime.
We have already heard rumors of his next expansion plan for Germany. We fear this may cost the German people even more than his previous campaign.
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well after this war, i know you can be angry, but you must think about the futur. I hope to see more diplomacy in the futur with our Neighbors (if they want sure) We are in the same part of the map. We must keep one unity.
I'm sure this all just a parody and meant in good faith 🙂
ah yes i see this article liket a funny story,, we must have the humor : )
Free beer, awesome sturdy lederhosen, classy dances, epic horn blowing, healthy kraut = war crimes😮
I don't understand you guys.
Please come back, I took a shower with WATER today! :'(
"In these camps people were forced to wear silly clothes and do strange dances all day long."
nothing wrong with that.
"Forced to blow large horns"
part of our nation already does that. so again nothing wrong here.
"Apparently part of their Reinheitsgebot (purity) system Dutch nationals were bathed in beer."
sure i'd rather drink it. but who knows perhaps it is a great way to relax after a hard day working?
"The drinking of water was forbidden and water taps were replaced with beer taps."
AWESOME! anybody that tries and revert that will have to answer to me!
"We have sent a sample of the food camp captives were forced to eat to our national lab for analysis."
i don't see anything wrong with that. it looks yummy.
That Aussie chick was hot (was on Big Brother), she's married to a V8 Supercar driver now 😛
so where are the crimes?
If you aren't Dutch don't do something stupid like this GDLR.
How could you reject the joy of drinking beer? This is blasphemy! This is madness!
After thoroughly analyzing this article I come to the conclusion that she means 'German' beer. Ofcourse, drinking Dutch beer is a sheer delight. 😛
lol shots fired
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No one informed me of the beer tubs or water taps.
If only I had known as even the dancing and sound of those horns would be bearable. To see and hear that is. Being forced to do so still wouldn't. It sort off leaves me in doubt now...