In Defense of Two-Clickers: Revisited
Jack Flufferton
Battles are raging all across the American heartland and south, which can cause extreme confusion among non-military members, some of which are classified as "two-clickers", as they don't receive orders directly from a superior officer. While Eugene Harlot (O7) was commandant of the Marine Corps and Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, his newspaper was converted into the de facto Department of Defense mouthpiece - now we have an official DoD newspaper to direct the populace to the proper battle.
We were repelled in our attack on Russian-occupied New Jersey by a slim margin, an unfortunate outcome because a win would have given us the initiative against both Colombia and Russia, and we surely would have expelled them from the continent within days. When assessing the factors contributing to the loss, two-clickers drew the ire of highly active players for pumping damage into the wrong battles by not following the DoD orders.
Respectfully borrowed from Mainegreen's superb publication
Five months ago, I wrote my first piece, "In Defense of Two-Clickers", which was essentially a coming-out piece (or was that the gay emarriage to Ajay article?). Read it for context and a small rant by Emerick at a time when he didn't take the game too seriously. Although I hadn't really found my eRep voice - it's hard to balance concision, depth, humor and overall length - everything I said then still holds true.
Look, I have a lot of time to devote to this game, and I do so. My gal is fine with me spending countless hours accomplishing nothing in an online game that will be gone in a few years - some wives, GFs and children aren't so understanding. Some people play other online games that may soak up their attention.
This is a unique game and only appeals to a small segment of people, let alone gamers, which explains the ~10% retention rate for new American citizens. Feel grateful that someone would work and fight without being interested enough to join the government, military, political party or whatever. Really, no player that works and fights can drag us down, so long as they don't work with low wellness - that's the only harm they can do. Granted, they don't contribute as much as they could, but nobody can
Two-clickers are more important than ever now - if we treat them poorly, we increase the likelihood of them quitting. We already have a glut of understaffed companies, reducing profit margins for their owners. Imagine if they quit en masse - you'd go broke.
Most importantly, the two-clickers of today could be very knowledgeable, active players in a few months, once they feel comfortable enough expressing themselves in a world full of very opinionated voices. Do not push them away. Most people that have a good head on their shoulders don't want to sully their reputation early on by spewing unfounded garbage into the media, so you have to be patient with them. The game itself doesn't have a great built-in mechanism for teaching (although I don't know what new player walkthroughs with Plato are like now), so before you blame two-clickers, you had better be involved in the Department of Education or something.
You want a practical solution to getting more people in lockstep? Throw some of these goodies in every DoD article - no guy will miss an article:
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On a side note: I smoked a few fat bowls and poured out some delish Colt45 for Emerick, even though he's not dead yet. Effing pigs.
Comments
MEGAVOTE!
..err, I've been referred to as a 2-clicker/zombie before...and I was well-aware at the time what was meant by it...and it didn't feel good. Elitists suk.
Like you mentioned, I was quiet. I didn't dump my over-inflated ego or insight into the media...and, generally, still don't. But I work my azzz off...I read the news from around the globe, I visit personally, and I help babies & sick (I prefer to call them orphans- my own term for a mildly engaged 2-clicker) and I fight where and when I choose, following orders if I agree with them.
So, to elitists who insist everyone follow orders as given when given, you FAIL. This game is most attractive to people who enjoy thinking for ourselves...so MORE teamwork & cooperation is needed.
Especially efforts to educate & give to the youth, to ensure a positive start. The children are indeed the future of eRepublik. Don't abuse them.
2-clickers *are* the game! http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2-clicker-2-minute-morning-coffee-summary-14-september-monday-938184/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2-cl[..]/1/20
voted bcuz of pic in the end!
voted for picture.
Not voted for the picture.
Voted because it's true.
Great article! Apart from the picture.
Erepublik is already flooded with sexism, please don't make it even worse!
Completely agree, Hixaren, but eRep is most certainly not the venue for educating kids on that kind of stuff.
All of my low level employees/low wellness employees I help with good pay (even though I'm cutting it CLOSE) and gifts to get their wellness up and essentially teaching the game to them.. how the higher the wellness, the more money their company makes in return making THEM more money. I even paid for 2 moving tickets for 2 guys to move to florida so they could get to 100 wellness. I also taught them how they should fight/work and follow DoD orders. If all companies helped out their noob workers I think people would more interested in the game.. thus retaining citizens and even bringing their friends into the game!
Voted for everything. Especially the picture.
I think Dominon nailed one of the many great solutions to an educated and effective eAmerican workforce.
Give a lot. Receive a lot.
1: looking at tits is not sexist. if this game was 80% women then a guy in a thong would be a great way to grab their attention. Anybody who pretends they dont have hormones and dont take notice of such things is lying to everybody including themselves.
2: what dominion and flufferton have said are bang on. i found in greece my most loyal employee's were the noobs who i helped to learn how to be more active in the game. they infact were the saddest when i had to close my doors.
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Copy it again ... Copy it AGAIN!!
MZ
Jack, mabye not, but I just see the point in postng pictures of naked women in evrey article, no matter what the subject...
screamingslave Making women into objects and strengthen stereotye social roles based on gender, is sexistic!
I don't think I can change anything och anyone, I just wanted to express my opinions.
Let's just crush Peace! With or without the naked women!
Go Russia, down with the states 😃
Tanks in action :
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/ungu-r-ibus-et-rostro-poze-cu-tankuri-in-actiune--938027/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/ungu[..]/1/20
This war is won. You ever notice how the Russians lose almost EVERY battle they fight?