In Aldous We Trust!

Day 963, 15:23 • Published in Belgium Belgium • by Kylero

Whew, so we just had quite the Presidential election. All came out well in the end, because of our common faith in the Zamiatin, Aldous the Meek.



You see, we are all eBelgians. Sure, we have different priorities, ambitions, and RL nationalities, but we are united under our allegiance to our flag, and our common belief in the Savior of the Meek, Aldous.



Aldous would be proud of where we are today. He would commend the drive and sense of direction that our newly elected leader, Thore Thoreson, posseses. He would call upon All eBelgians to sign up for the military and serve their country.

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As eBeerists, we rest assured that our way of life, the eBelgian way, will become the envy of the world. Our emphasis on transparency, the general welfare of our citizens, and a policy of neutrality, should be a point of pride for all eBelgians. People will say, "eBelgium, who cares...they're too small...irrelevant...", I say, as you should, "Eat shit mofo, eBelgium FTW"!



So, for all of those who do not enjoy what we have here in eBelgium, I say unto you, what is your major malfunction? Are you ta-ta-ta too stupid or something? Fur real!



Related Aldous the Meek literature

Introduction
The Day After
More Meek
The Ballad of Aldous
The New eReligion

As always, awaiting the return of Aldous the Meek,
-Kylero