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Day 1,239, 23:32 • Published in Romania Romania

• by Carlos Bianchi

3 Guys are in a cafe.

The first guy says "I have the smallest arm in the world.

The second guy says I have the smallest head in the world

The third guy says I have the smallest dick in the world

They all go to the Guinness Book of World records.

The first guy comes back and says I really have the smallest arm in the world.

The seconds guy returns and says I have the smallest head in the world.

The third guy comes back and angrily says WHO THE FUCK IS JUSTIN BIEBER!