Important Update

Day 1,242, 09:44 • Published in USA Poland • by code0011

The Centers for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.

This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.

Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should immediately shout this article,if you do not shout it you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

This is the most important battle right now. Put all of your damage into here and kill as many Spanish people as possible. Utilize programs such as Arm America, Bewbs4Newbs and Meals on Weals. If we win it, it will show the Spanish that we are not a country to be messed with. Also, I was born there in RL, so it must be protected