imma totally be your CP for reals!
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by Meghan
you should vote for me cuz i'm uber kewl, and i've like had load of positions (and i don't mean the kind on my knees, but i've had lots of those too 😉
)I'm congresswimminz of teh North East and I'm totally liek awesome at it, for reals! I was ummmmm Ambassador to the USA and the Malaysia or something...and now I hate the USA! oh yeah and I was congress woman 2X's at Philippino land!
My stances are as follows: I'm so into war cuz it's funz! If i'm president we'll have wars everyday! It'll be like a year long Christmas! SOOOO KEWLLLLL XDDDD. AND SINCE THE eUSA blows donkey butt, we'll fight with them all the tiem no matter what this fail congress thinks! And then I'd over throw the terribly tyranny of the fail admin of the eUK forums cuz i don't liek dems and dey'd been takin over teh whole forums with super fail! And i know for a fact that CP's have a *(give this region a Q5 hopital button) but they just choose to ignore it cuz other CP's are like....soooooo mean and just want to keep the working man down! so you all will get uber awesome Q5 hopitals! ILOVE HOPITALS!DEY'S MAH FAVORITE!
Also i'm samuch moar bad ass then the fail candidates like Dishmcds (who flirts with me behind his ewife's back!) b/c I'll totally start up de human sacrifices......
We will crush the head of the forum admin...and their blood will flow to the people like sweet water to a thirsty baby begging for the milk of it's mother's breast. The children will cry out in agony as the white man steal the land from those with red blood and only the wolverines will taste the soft sweet meat of Hassan-. Only those pure enough to be called Bobloists will see salvation in the end and this redeption will be reached at the home of theAlmighty and Exhaulted Boblo...
Voting for me will be the best thing in the whole wide world guaiz cuz i bring teh funz! so, i'm uber kewl and can connect with teh voters! vote for Meghan.!
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endorsed.
UK, you have my demands.
unless you want THIS
they best be met
ROFLMAO.
Someone pay the man.
Endorsed.
I can not wait to vote for Meghan.
Anyone who does not lacks a brain.
Im moving to eUK just so I can vote for Meghan. Im behind you all the way.
>b/c I'll totally start up de human sacrifices......
Yay!!!!!!!!!
Who is first?
ILOVE HOPITALS!DEY'S MAH FAVORITE!
😃
o boy :/
o boy :/
Dont see the difference between Meghan and most of the other ePoliticians i have seen....... except she has a little more creativity in her speech....
...and their blood will flow to the people like sweet water to a thirsty baby begging for the milk of it's mother's breast
GENIUS !
HEIL MEGHAN!
Heh 😃 Thank Dio we never made top 5...
Funz! \o/
Best policies i've seen. She totally gets my vote.
I will move to the UK to vote for Meghan. Voted. Supported.
Oh dear god... Guys who let her out of her cage?
I did warn you!
20:26 Meghan I'M BRINGING BACK HUMAN SACRIFIICE!
20:26 Lloydy Good
20:26 Lloydy You go first
20:26 Meghan but Lloydy
20:26 Meghan as el presidente i am no human
20:26 Meghan i am GOD!
I, for one welcome our new Meghan overlord
On CP election day, I'm moving to eUK just to vote for Meghan - she'll be the best prez EVAR
No.
Just no.
I would be much more likely to vote for meghan if she could SPEAK PROPERLY!
She was born illiterate
i might vote for u for teh Funz 😛 but youd get impeached before you could attack anybody lol otherwise Dish FTW.
VOTE MEGHAN - LULZ WILL RETURN!!!
This is clearly designed as a joke, and yet you all take this seriously, how did this reach no.5 in the eUK? There are bigger stories today. If this gets much worse you'll force me to make my own newspaper.
\o/
Meghan is obviously the best presidential candidate evarz.
banak....
who said i wasn't fo cereal ;_;
My pants just got a little tighter.
ahhh...the good ol days....my offer still stands!
i like the bit about human sacrifice