IFD: Currency value change!!!

Day 476, 06:41 Published in Israel Israel by Israel Ministry of Finance

Dear citizens,
We would like to make an announcment.

As the time left for "peace" for our country starting to get shorter and shorter,
we need to start to realize that a war with turkey is unavoidable since they already talking about attacking us.
In order to defend ourselvs, we must be prepared for that battle, which will determine our future at the game.
We belive that after 6 months without country, we dont want to lose it again.

Therefore we came up with good plan in order to improve our country's strength.

Strength coming from people, why we dont have here much people?
The answer is obvious:
The wages we pay are extremly low!!!

The patriotic citizens came to eIsrael, but patriotism wont bring here extra citizens, or all the eIsraelis at the game.
Since this is the situation, and we need more menpower, the requested solution, is to deflate our currency, and make its value about twice stronger.
What does it say?
The NIS, our currency, that stood at 50 NIS per gold, will now be worth 25 NIS per gold(0.04 gold per NIS).
For what it is good?
Well,if we will keep the same wages at NIS as we did until now, each worker will be paid double! which is great for the people at eIsrael,and will attract people to come to our country and enjoy here.
Also, the market prices will be cut at half, which mean if until now weapon cost 16 NIS now it will cost 8 NIS, same thing goes for the rest of the market.
What we hope to get from it?
As we mentioned, more work force at eIsrael, more defenders for our country, more abundance, greater country.
What we going to lose from that?
Actually, the good things is, that we arent gonna lose anything, but the opposite is the correct, since each worker will get more money !!!

We would like to hear your opinion about the subject, dear eIsraelis!

Thanks for listening, IFD.