If israel can do it, Why can't we?
Day 1,205, 00:42
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by Fruitcommando
That's right, Israel has done something.
In accordance with the eIsraeli Imperialism I declare eIsrael enemy of eJapan, eUS, eRomania and eCanada. eIsrael has formed a axis of evil with eEgypt, eUAE and eIsrael as members. I propose all freedom supporters to fight eIsraeli oppression and destroy them for eRomania!!....oh right I mean Saudi Arabia (pay no attention to that error!). A fight for Saudi Arabia is a fight for freedom, We must defeat Egypt UAE and Israel and I warn everyone if they succeed in arabia that you may be next. Their Fascist Imperialism knows no bounds, for eSaudis of the world we must free them!
Evil Emperor Rheinlander has disregarded diplomacy completely and has slaughtered all citizens of Saudi Arabia, this oppression must be stopped for the good of humanity.
From this point on, I declare eIsrael a false country; Annexed by eJapan and allowed minimal freedoms. eEgypt will be given to our good allies eRomania, allowed no freedoms and slaughtered for being evil. eUAE will be given to eRomania as well since they will be the deciding factor in the war for freedom. eSaudi Arabian provinces will be divided between eRomania and eJapan in the name of freedom.
Along with this, I propose that eJapan attack the following countries in the name of freedom as well:
China (Puppet state, given to Pakistan to be lead by God Emperor Dio Brando)
Taiwan (part of China)
Malaysia (Puppet state under toad-disgusting nicholas2000)
Singapore (Puppet state under Chew-Chew-Shoe, Chief Swede of the Singaporean tribes)
Philippines (Puppet state under great leader hekter)
South Korea (Give to eRomania as tribute to their greatness)
North Korea (puppet state lead by great leader Collinar)
Russia (given to North Korea to free Kazakhstan for Zammuelists when the time comes)
Turkey (install eRomanian government lead by Communist eRomanian Nowe)
Iran (Give to Pakistan
Pakistan (to free it from anti-dioist oppression.)
India (burn lands, leave nothing behind)
I think we can do it, Infact I know we can do it for we fight for virtue and freedom!
FREE THE WORLD AND MAKE IT SAFE FOR DIOIST DEMOCRACY!
In accordance with the eIsraeli Imperialism I declare eIsrael enemy of eJapan, eUS, eRomania and eCanada. eIsrael has formed a axis of evil with eEgypt, eUAE and eIsrael as members. I propose all freedom supporters to fight eIsraeli oppression and destroy them for eRomania!!....oh right I mean Saudi Arabia (pay no attention to that error!). A fight for Saudi Arabia is a fight for freedom, We must defeat Egypt UAE and Israel and I warn everyone if they succeed in arabia that you may be next. Their Fascist Imperialism knows no bounds, for eSaudis of the world we must free them!
Evil Emperor Rheinlander has disregarded diplomacy completely and has slaughtered all citizens of Saudi Arabia, this oppression must be stopped for the good of humanity.
From this point on, I declare eIsrael a false country; Annexed by eJapan and allowed minimal freedoms. eEgypt will be given to our good allies eRomania, allowed no freedoms and slaughtered for being evil. eUAE will be given to eRomania as well since they will be the deciding factor in the war for freedom. eSaudi Arabian provinces will be divided between eRomania and eJapan in the name of freedom.
Along with this, I propose that eJapan attack the following countries in the name of freedom as well:
China (Puppet state, given to Pakistan to be lead by God Emperor Dio Brando)
Taiwan (part of China)
Malaysia (Puppet state under toad-disgusting nicholas2000)
Singapore (Puppet state under Chew-Chew-Shoe, Chief Swede of the Singaporean tribes)
Philippines (Puppet state under great leader hekter)
South Korea (Give to eRomania as tribute to their greatness)
North Korea (puppet state lead by great leader Collinar)
Russia (given to North Korea to free Kazakhstan for Zammuelists when the time comes)
Turkey (install eRomanian government lead by Communist eRomanian Nowe)
Iran (Give to Pakistan
Pakistan (to free it from anti-dioist oppression.)
India (burn lands, leave nothing behind)
I think we can do it, Infact I know we can do it for we fight for virtue and freedom!
FREE THE WORLD AND MAKE IT SAFE FOR DIOIST DEMOCRACY!
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Mah King.
Lol Fruit
FOR DIOIST DEMOCRACY!
meh.
eww dio
Dioist democracy? O_o ???
That's the one where group of nutjo.. well, the group of highly high people is trying to make a better world by flame wars and insulting people?
I think we would get better chance with Banjo the Clown.
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for Sand Children.
Hail der Fuhrer FruitKommandant!
I think eJapan should stay out of this conflict. Or at least help the UAE.
eUAE is Russian PTO'd, Hitoshi. Research more before talking.
Erabs cannot into survival.
And the rest belong to Romanina PTOErs...
Lesser of two evils, Nowe.
Last I recalled, there actually IS an Arab community in eKSA (even if small, but what about eSK?) - UNLIKE in eEgypt and eUAE. Just be quiet, god. B|
I did tank in Abu Dahbi a few days ago to try help and I will do so again when we are finished our battles in Europe.
Fight for freedom.
That picture explains it all.
Hekter is good to us 😨
Egyptians are p cool and aren't afraid of anything
Who are you?
lulz
someone is still butthurt over trying to PTO Taiwan and failing miserably at it.
lolwut, that was like 6 months ago.
every country you go to you either destroy (Malaysia) or try to destroy (Taiwan and Japan). go back to eKazakhistan, oh wait there isnt one. lulz (◨ฺ ‿ ◨ฺ )
you obviously know little of my history, I have been to many more countries than that and done nothing but help it 😉
yet you obviously dont have experience to administer any eCountry, as shown in Malaysia i mean you literally did no good at all and also your leadership led to Malaysia being wiped twice. I dotn know how anyone can take you seriously, but maybe thats the whole point, you just like to say and do dumb stuff to piss people off.
that comment had so much herp I might as well just ignore it, but I shall humor you.
It's true, I wasn't a great president but it's hard to get a solid gold block out of silver. The country itself isn't very good, I ran the party that elected me well enough and established a strong two party system that was otherwise rather one sided, While it may be frowned upon by most it is my personal opinion that the two-three party system is the best. The country economically; while drained by the war was not so hard to fix which is why teming can do it (probably all he can do). Along with this I got a swift MPP with china, though double crossed by my mofa to try and become president himself (conflict of interests are terrible) I answered the call of my citizens swiftly with no bureaucracy that usually fills any country in RL or in erepublik, I got things done quicker with my administration. The war itself was a bad idea granted, but it is also the only thing people internationally would see; A bad idea.
I just tried to do something different, and It probably resulted in more fun in the game..which is in fact the point of said game. Now the area will stay quiet with nothing happening for another 6 months until a new idealist comes into the position and does something.
You didnt even consult any of your neighbors or allies in the region, you just attacked. thats not something different, thats just dumb strategy planning. The Phillippines didnt even know about it, and they are (were?) the only other member of your alliance (PACMAN). So youre telling me in the years/months youve played erep, you didnt realize that communication is key? its called a SOCIAL Strategy game for a reason
Sadanaga is mad
the philippines knew about it, They just thought it was a joke when it wasn't.
United Arab Emirates, moar like United Russian Confederation amirite?
sure is taiwan in here.
North Korea is best Korea, leave 'em alone.
We'd better focus at turning the Middle East in a giant Polish PTO
North Korea is destine to be an empire, with our help they will succeed.
>sure is taiwan in here.
signed
This article is a satire of itself. I would actually comment if there were anything to say.
Sometimes, the only answer is, "..."
Whats wrong with imperialism? Thats the policy im trying to advocate. I long for the day that eJapan will break out from its borders and annex everybody. But we're surrounded by powerful nations that let us survive because were in PANAM. Fck it i support israel whether RL or eRep (lol even though theres stark diffferences 😛).
Long live our island nation!
Let's send Dioists in hell, instead !