If I was CP for a week

Day 2,001, 13:48 • Published in USA USA • by Cynic Grim

The USWP contest got me thinking about the question seriously.

If I was CP for a week, my priorities would be rather strange. I would most likely pull the eUSA out of diplomacy, and while listening to Ron Perlman narrating the following in the backround, I would hit the big red button.

"War. War never changes.
Since the dawn of human kind, when our ancestors first discovered the killing power of rock and bone, blood has been spilled in the name of everything: from God to justice to simple, psychotic rage."

People are always seeking meaning and fun, and what some players find enjoyable, the rest hate. Months of hard work and dedication by players would be ruined in moments, and yet others would rejoice in it, finding a steady stream of battles to earn damage towards true patriot. By the end of the week, or my sudden impeachment, our diplomacy towards other nations would be shattered, and the bonds of trust would be greatly frayed.

I would strive and quest to reach a full 10/10 bonus, and then have extra copies of each to ensure redundancy.

Channeling my inner Ross Perot, I would also likely invest in making a giant national stash of hospitals, that would likely never be used. If only we could create ePlagues to add to our national war chest. 😞

We are a nation of many beliefs, all straining against each other, and its likely for the best that one side doesn't get all that it wishes.

Cynic Grim