I've Been Thinking Lately That Congress Needs Some Jizz All Up In It

Day 881, 11:19 • Published in South Africa Sweden • by Jizzie McGuire

Greetings my firends. After many months of buliding up the Dignity Brigade and fighting against eSA's enemies, I have finally returned to my native eSA to help strengthen and unify our great country. I have fought under the Black Shield in all of our recent battles of Liberation, including those that took place under President Morcom, and have been a big supporter of President Greyhunter from the start.

For those of you who don't know who I am, I am a long-time eSA citizen (born in Northern Cape in July 200😎 who has fought in 4 wars for the eSA, beginning with the 1st Indo War back in August 2008. I came in as a co-founder one of eSA's greatest parties, the Black Lion Front, which was a driving force behind such eSA innovations as the mentor program, health and wellness center, and eSA's first organized military, the eSAAF. I was also the party's first elected president (served two terms in Mar-Apr 2009), and built our nation's first system of alliances with many nations that remain our friends to this day (USA, Spain, Croatia, Poland, Canada, Romania).

After eSA was PTO'd in May of last year, I went abroad to fight for our allies against PEACE/PHOENIX, but never lost touch with my eSA homeland. I was not part of the govt after that, but I kept in touch despite having little influence over the way things went. I have also never wavered in my support for new players, wherever they came from, and have provided help and advice to anyone who has asked for it. What I may have lacked in military strength or financial skill, I have made up for in diplomacy and the ability to mediate to conflicting sides.

This is why I feel the time is right for me to return to Congress. I am not part of the "elite" (whatever that is), yet I have the connections and experience to match just about any other politician. With the eSA becoming whole again, we will need people who can strengthen our alliances as well as unify our country internally. I was the first BLF member elected president because I was able to cut through the petty bullcrap and work with our rivals, even converting a few in the process. I have a strong support group behind me in the DB, but I am also always open to new ideas and will never exclude those who have practical and rational proposals, and I still have powerful friends in places like Spain, Croatia, Canada and the US.

So cast your vote for Jizzie McGuire of the New Africa Party if you want a proven leader and patriot to lead a united eSA forward. You won't be sorry and you'll feel kind of sexy doing it.