Join the new world

The alarm on my phone goes off at 5:00 a.m. I shake off the result of a beer too many and immediately make my way to the shower, where I spend 20 minutes. I procced downstairs to make myself a lunch consisting of a can of pop, two sandwiches and some fancy Italian herb crackers which has become somewhat of a vice for me. My coffee is made, very strong coffee in an ovesized cup with an ungoldy amount of sugar. After 40 minutes, I'm in my basement, logged on to eRepublik.com. I log off after 10 minutes of working at various companies and participating in a battle if I'm lucky. Not having to pay for or produce the Q5 food or weapons I use is great, one can never underestimate the efficiency of belonging to a small and well run military unit. I then head upstairs to begin my 40 minute proccess of preparing myself to go to work. After 10 minutes of shaving, hair brushing and various other hygenicly based activities, I am putting on my uniform. I hug my son and wife goodbye and head off. Upon arriving at work I blare a song to set the mood for the day while having a cigarette. As I depart my GMC 2500 pickup, and walk to the time-clock I watch my badge glissen in the sun, within 5 minutes my attached radio crackles to life. For I am proud, I am vital...

I am a Walmart Sales Assosiate.

And that is where I've been for 40 hours a week for the last two weeks.

Furthermore:
1) A customer walked up to me a week ago and asked in a heavy accent: "Do you speak Spanish?" which caught me off guard because I'm on the Wisc/Il border which is firmly in America. The funny part was, it made me wonder if iNCi was still hanging around the eUS. Is it?
2) I have 6 bosses, none of them realize that I'll only be there is limited to 8 hours a day nor understand that thier 5 counterparts have thier own agendas and orders that counterdict one another. Given that I've given up eUS citizenship and have not read any articles since "the people of the eUS" chose to fumble the ball as opposed to fixing the economy in the last PotUS election, I have no clue how the eUS is doing. An update on this matter would be appreciated.
3) to be continued...