I require a private beach villa and cigars. Please make the arrangements. I will see you soon.
wookyjack
*beep* *boop* *beep* *boop* *beep*
(Telephone rings)
Thank you for calling Plato’s erepublik real estate and travels, this is Tanya speaking, how may I help you?
Yeah, hi Tanya, I was looking for a good place to buy a villa and I hear eCuba is a good place to travel this time of the year. I have some gold and bombs, so I figured jumping the Gulf to a Communist country might be a good place for me to bring my stash.
Yes, sir, I can definitely assist you with this today. May I get your name and citizenship please?
My name is WookyJack and I am an eUSA citizen.
Thank you, sir. Will you be requiring citizenship in eCuba?
No. No I don’t think I will. Considering they will be irrelevant in the next few days all I will need is a nice beach villa so I can smoke those left over Cuban cigars as they flee their beaches.
Hahaha, that sounds lovely! Ok, let me see what I have to offer you today.
*vigorous typing is heard*
Oh wow, I found a beautiful private beach villa. It was recently occupied by El.Enviado, the former CP of eCuba! How does this look?
I’m...I’m speechless, Tanya. That is a gorgeous view and location. Why anyone would give that up is beyond me! But I’m looking more for something that will be a good return on my investment. I was planning on renting this to an eCuban since I will be occupying their country soon, but recently they thought it would be funny to attack eNew York with their friends from eThailand. That was a hilarious failure, btw, but I won’t bore you with such trivial things.
I appreciate that Mr. WookyJack. I would hate to be bored over something so small and pointless.
Let me see what else we have…
*more vigorous typing goes on*
Hmmmm, wow, you know what? I actually do have something that recently came on the real estate market. There was an occupied area in Las Villas, but recently it became a departed area that used to be a Free Area. Now its just as irrelevant as eCuba! What do you think of this?
Mmmm! That is gorgeous! You know what? I think I will take that villa. Does it come with any amenities?
Why yes, in fact it comes with a fully stocked bar, infinite cuban cigars and eCuban women who will give you back rubs whenever you need them.
Sounds like a good deal. Do you take American Express? I am just about to get 400,000 million True Patriot points and definitely want to take advantage of the gold savings.
Of course Mr. WookyJack! I would be happy to ensure you get those points. All we ask is that you let the eCubans know to not let the door hit them on the way out.
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Any surrender of donations are welcome here. kthxbai.
SHIELDS UP
HAMMERS DOWN
LIGHT THE CIGARS!
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SHIELDS UP HAMMER DOWN!
I love this article, made me laugh 😃
Sounds good, but I have one question....
How the hell is she showing you pictures over a telephone?
Share your technologies, WJ.
face time duh!
SHIELD UP HAMMER DOWN!
I'm picking out my kitty places. Like that one pillow.. right there on the couch. Yea. That's mine.
Meow! ♥
LOL!
That was fun and funny.
No hay nada más gracioso que un nacionalista imbécil. V!
eCubans will need to pay a higher premium for these villas, but it doesn't necessarily mean you cannot have one as well Mr. ex-CP xD
¿Pagar por un techo? Amigo, la vivienda en Cuba es un derecho, no una propiedad privada transferible, pues los derechos son inalienables.
Not when you're about to be occupied, hermano xp
Creo que no entiende el sarcasmo. El motivo por el que eUSA ha tenido una predisposición agresiva hacia eCuba desde su aparición viene de la vida real, y este conflicto traído a eRepublik tiene la misma raíz.
eUSA nos atacó sin previo aviso hace tres meses, fuimos amigables y alcanzamos un acuerdo. En un derroche expansionista innecesario en aquel momento, eUSA ocupó Las Villas, y nosotros volvimos a ser amigables y negociamos un nuevo alquiler, por cierto, mucho más rentable para eUSA que para eCuba.
Que seamos diplomáticos y cedamos para demostrar que no somos una nación agresiva, como lo es la suya, no significa que seamos imbéciles. eCuba buscó el amparo de los enemigos de eUSA, porque, obviamente, ustedes iban a conquistarnos, rompiendo todo acuerdo previo; y eso lo vimos desde que atacaron a eCuba sin previo aviso por primera vez.
Puede que comparar nuestras naciones sea ridículo por su diferencia de potencial, pero, no se equivoque, las cosas hubieran podido ser diferentes si muy los jugadores americanos supiesen algo de diplomacia. Tristemente, este juego no es más que un relejo de la realidad, y USA nunca ha sido una nación diplomática. No es un fallo de eCuba, ni de sus jugadores, tener la desgracia de toparse con un vecino tan problemático y conflictivo.
La única opción de eCuba es resistir estoicamente las barrabasadas de su vecino, sean en burdos ataques diplomáticos culpando a eCuba de romper los acuerdos, sean en artículos tan innecesarios como este o sea en el campo de batalla. Y esperar a que o bien eUSA alcance algún día la cordura, lo que significaría que la alcanzase previamente USA, y lo creo imposible; o lograr el apoyo militar de quienes eUSA ha logrado, como ha hecho con eCuba, poner en su contra por su nulo carácter diplomático.
Cordialmente.
Unfortunately, for eCuba and eUSA, agreements were broken. This is where we now stand.
wooow... you will occupy eCuba... the biggest power on Erepublik... well done... http://replygif.net/i/432.gif
Plenty of villas left! Call 1 800 EREPUBLIK to get yours NOW!
wooky.... where will u go without me? xD
xD
Vamonos!
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http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/last-mission-1-2449504/1/20
Yankee Go Home and eat Mc Donalds and drink Coca Cola like a little pig.
Get Out of Cuba
NOM NOM NOM no I will bring my burgers and soda to eCuba. Everyone will love it; you will see!
Bring corned beef pls, I like that a lot.
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FIST
See you on the beach.
Thanks CP Enviado for deletion of eCuba
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2450162/1/20
You forgot to mention you are doing this to bring back ''democracy'' to Cuba malaka.
Credit cards,invasions,bonuses..
Vacations,cigars,burgers..
Well done.
No money, just freedom.
In cuban mountains you will burn.
SHIELD's Up!