I'm forced to do this AGAIN?
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by Mark Valshannar
Well Socialist Freedom Party lets be blunt. This month sucked ***.
Vincent Nolan, the current two term Party President of our party, was abducted by a strange being known as”real life”. Sighting of this “real life” have remained sporadic and at times unconfirmed and many eCitizens of eRepublik claim it does not exist. However I am a believer. Not only has Vincent Nolan been abducted, but our Party founder Osmany Ramon has been as well. Something about “woman” and “baby”. Yet another former Party President was murdered by some horrible being known as “Admin”. I speak of none other then Civil Anarchy, who was also our 2nd Congressmen and was running for Vice President at the time.
It is clear that there is some conspiracy against Party Presidents of the Socialist Freedom Party. I managed to survive my 3 terms, but only barely.
Seriously, just LOOK at me
However I still live and the Socialist Freedom Party still needs a Party President for the next term.
Lets see if I can survive a fourth term. I Mark Valshannar here by proclaim my candidacy for President of the Socialist Freedom Party. My campaign platform consists of only two things.
1.I promise not to die while in office.
2.I promise that this will not be like my 2nd term where I went all crazy Stalin like.
Many in the party will remember by vocal dislike of the position of PP. “It ****ing blowed” was one quote I made at some point. However, sadly, no other experienced member has stood up to take on this position. This means that for a FOURTH time I am forced to step into a job I hate. And I mean REALLY F***KING HATE.
Pity me SFP. Please.
Thats about all. Vote Mark Valshannar on June 15th!
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Anime-Communism FTW!
I hate this guy. Someone assassinate him, we can;t allow the SFP to fall into his hands!
I find the number 4 quite lucky. get outta there while u still have a chance....
i will run next month if you really hate it and dont want a fith term
With the chain of events going on, you will be next Mark. Do not post a single word on eRepublik unless you want to get kicked off.
Once Osmany is gone officially we can work on the cult of personality surrounding him. He was perfect, was FTW on everything he did, and he always always, at all times, agreed with Fredrick Engels, or so I remember.
I managed to get away from that bastard "Real Life" for a bit to say that Mark will make a fine PP, as he always has, even if he Fu**ing hates it. He has my vote.
Man all this talk of everyone gone to real life makes me feel old... and sad that they don't make the same kind of efforts I did... (none) 😛
can someone explain what this "real life" is and how i can get one?
well here in North Korea, aka the bot breeding ground; we the North Korean Worker's Party managed to secure 1 congressional seat, which for us is a success...
Yay for Anime Communism!