I'll vote for the Shaolins...
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by F4uc0n
Nice title for a brand new newspaper.
YES, I'll vote for the Shaolins... if they all go in the eCzech-Republic.
Why there ? They want a country for themselves, why not the eCzech-Republic ? Switzerland is my country, they want one ? They should go there.
There are many reasons this could be a good idea for them:
- The flag has the same coulours of their home lan😛
no need to choose anymore.
- There are only 188 citizen (at the moment of writting) so they can easily rule the country with all of their members.
- There isn't any congress for the moment so the citizenship is free for all of them and their eRussian's friends.
- There are only 508 citizen in the original regions of the eCzech-Republic so it's easier to take the control of the country.
- The new economic module will change the way to use moving tickets (further will mean more expensive and closer will means cheaper) and we all know they travel a lot between eRussia and their colony. In the eCzech-Republic, they could spare money.
- The country isn't surrounded by EDEN countries. So they could say freely they are for Phoenix.
- The resistance war was won because of eHungary (which is part of Phoenix) so they will have friends who fits them.
- There are 3 regions in total (if the two others are freed) but with they new friends this will be easy and they could win 2 more « Resistance Hero Medals ».
- There is already a Q5 hospital in the country and a Mutual Protection Pact with eMalaysia so they could fight in Traing Wars as soon as they moved.
- The eCzech-Republic is a slavic country so is Russia. They could have more people beliving in their « informations ».
So many good reasons but there is also some negatives points:
- They won't have any resistance to fight against them.
- They could never say their favourite argument again: « It's because of Eleriel ».
- They won't have Clifford Burns to help them anymore.
Shaolins this is your new home. => 
If you all go there I promise... I'll vote for you.
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Climate of Swiss is better )) Mountain, lakes... mmm I like it. When I lived in Kyrgyzstan I saw sign: Kyrgyzstan is an Asian Switzerland. It so habitually for me.
What is good in Czech?
\o/ F4ucon!
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Go to eCzech-Republic, Prague is a Shaolin playground! 😃 😃 😃
Oh, and the title of your paper is just AWESOME!
lol
You has edited my picture, your original was this: http://eswitzerland.freeforums.org/f4uc0n-deleted-article-t54.html#p285" target="_blank">http://eswitzerland.freeforums.org/f4uc0[..]p285
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And you original was: http://tinyurl.com/y859uqt" target="_blank">http://tinyurl.com/y859uqt
Thanks SHM. 🙂
Voted! And I would vote for you too if you moved 😉
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Why are you not happy that we don't live in the Czech republik? You must be proud of eSwitzerland, this than we are choosed eSwitzerland as a country to live, prove than eSwitzerland is best place to live.)))
If we would live in Czech, you will get bored in this game. And I mean that you must say thanks to Shaolin. 😃
Let's try that Ingera. You go to he... the eCzech Republic, and if we get bored too much, we'll call you back. Deal?
deal!
Awesome article
deal!
You go to he... the eCzech Republic, and if we get bored too much, we'll call you back. Deal?
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SHM ,we care about you, you do not understand? Do not want you to be become bored.))
Did you wanned to say that eCzech Republic is hell?
voted + subscribed! This made my day. 🙂
Glad you liked it. 🙂
No, Ingera, of course I wanted to say Helsinki. Do you think I'd send you to hell?
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Yeah, go in your new home
Voted ! Excellent idea !
The saving money on moving tickets is a valid point, as is the decreased population. They wouldn't need to waste as much time writing ineffective propaganda to win over locals.
I'm not sure about the languages, I'm pretty sure they're different languages in the same language group. So it would probably be comparable to English speakers living in a German-speaking country rather than in a Russian-speaking one. Well, I suspect they might at least have the same/similar alphabet, so at least they can type Czech with the same keyboard they type Russian with, or almost. I dunno
Also, if they went there they could steal the Czech treasury and have what the stole from the eSwiss treasury along with that, instead of just the eSwiss treasury alone.