I Increased my ePEEN in One Easy Step and SO CAN YOU!
Jarhoul
That's right! Almost 6 months ago, I made an amazing breakthrough and was able to grow my ePEEN by a full 15 inches! I have finally decided to go public with my discovery so that every American has the chance to experience these life changing results themselves!
You've got to be kidding me right? This is a scam.
That's where you're wrong! Not only can I guarantee prodigious growth within one week, I can also tell you that you will immediately be surrounded by other beautiful, large ePEEN'd people!
This guy did it, and SO CAN YOU!
Alright, so I'm interested. But just how is this possible?
Easy! All you need is 1 (one!) order of my fantastic Airborne-stenze!
That's right! By ordering my product, you guarantee that you will have one of the biggest ePEEN's in the entire New World!
Your newly grown ePEEN will get you immediate access to benefits such as:
1) Easy and Free access to high quality weapons on a daily basis!
2) Gold-card access to the exclusive Airborne ePEEN club!
3) The respect and awe of the entire New World!
With my product, you'll have all the glory and awesomeness necessary to make the Huns shake in their boots, the Iranians run for mama, and the Serbians soil their pants! So what are you waiting for?
ORDER NOW!!!
WARNING!
Side effects include sudden explosion from sheer awesomeness, sudden sense of superiority, and intense love of BBQ
NOT RECOMMENDED FOR THOSE UNDER 6 MONTHS OF AGE AND/OR BELOW 15 STRENGTH!!!
Oh, and Leroy Combs grew 54 inches using this product. Results not typical.
Comments
YOU CAN TOO!
I have such a raging clue about this article!
numnum, BBQ!!!
Boo-Yah!
LaLaLa
OH MY!
😃
BOO-YAH! \o/
I agree with Scheiss... I've got a raging clue pointing right at Airborne.
I have been a user of Airborne-Stenze for months now and I have never had such pleasure before in my life! I am J03 Freyer, and I use Airborne-Stenze!
Oh yes I did.
nice
haha
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Im SamB and I approuve this message!
I have a huge epeen myself!
I think this Article needs more BACO for the WIN!
rofl
My EPEEN is HUGE now that i AM AB!!!
More Cowbell Please.
It's all true
My ePEEN is so small... perhaps I can make myself feel better buy buying a q5 Sports Car?
>> My ePEEN is so small... perhaps I can make myself feel better buy buying a q5 Sports Car?
That might work. I've also heard tell that referring your friends to Airborne-stenze ads increase your ePEEN by as much as 3 inches.
I got mine 🙂
Leroy Combs 54 inches....=O
AMAZING!
well done sir
After I received mine in the mail, I immediately saw results. I went from a 2-click chump to having a massive ePEEN in no time! And, of course, with the larger ePEEN comes the women and respect. Why would you NOT want this??
My ePeen has increased by leaps and bounds since I started using Airborne-stenze. Thanks Airborne-stenze!
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100% miracle!
I have been unable to wear shorts in public since joining the Airborne
I've been using Airborne-stenze for almost an entire year! My ePeen almost has a mind of it's own!
I can testify from personal experience to the quality of this product. I was just like you, a poor schlub without a chub, and then I tried the new fantastic Airborne-stenze! What can I say: The men give me room when I walk in and the girls are on my arm when I walk out. It's just that simple folks. You will get massive results in a few months of this amazing program! Get involved now! 😃
Results may vary according to gender. I grew my eBOOBS by 2 cup sizes!
Ass kicking results guaranteed.