The Half Times

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Rutilus Vexillum Day 1,235, 17:13

Wow.

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Cruinne Day 1,235, 17:16

I bet you spent an hour in searching relevant font for the "did not use lubricant" part. didnt laugh but appreciate the effort lol

20

alex6134 Day 1,235, 17:21

FAIL of a joke there...

40

Dell Fargus Day 1,235, 17:32

Didn't read, ate rice.

41

Lord Krauser Day 1,235, 17:36

LOL

32

Jovan Tekelija Day 1,235, 17:36

0.o

24

kopartan Day 1,235, 17:44

didnt laugh.

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Jazar Day 1,235, 17:49

LOLz

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Jon Malcom Day 1,235, 18:00

Oh that was so tarded but I like the gusto!

24

poisin224 Day 1,235, 18:08

ROFL. Love it. v+s

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ManofMagic Day 1,235, 18:11

LOL! one of the funniest jokes i heard in a while

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loftedraptor Day 1,235, 18:23

Ate rice

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Deniz Kabus Day 1,235, 18:32

It's so horrible that it took a while for me to understand it. Not voted unfortunately, but appreciate the effort.

25

Bristel Akina Day 1,235, 18:34

I ate a hamburger.

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Vladimir Czenishkov Day 1,235, 19:03

Just out of curiosity, what was the original punchline?

I really want to know where the cartoonist was going with that.

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Noablule Elubaon Day 1,235, 19:35

Woodpeckers don't drive.
Owls don't leave.
Quails still fail.
EAT MORE CHICKEN!

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Turd Fergusen Day 1,235, 19:45

I ate rice and drank Raki

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feryats Day 1,236, 17:09

I can eat rice while I stand upside down.