I hate bacon.
The.Puppeteer
I really do. I find it to be absolutely disgusting. Before you ask, the answer is no. I am NOT a vegetarian, a Muslim, or have some love for pigs. I just find it to be too greasy. Even if it's on something, it ruins the flavor of everything else. Before I start getting a bunch of people up in arms shouting "But Buck, we have Canadian bacon as well!", that's just a piece of ham. Get over it. #Buckthebaconhater.
At the risk of becoming increasingly unpopular, I think I will keep all future dislikes to myself.
*Right here is usually where I would throw a picture, but you wouldn't believe how difficult it is to find one that hates bacon. Maybe I am the only one.
We are entering a time of change, Canada. In two days, we will be asked to cast our ballot for whom we deem to be the best to serve Canada in the coming month. I must say, I am rather excited to see how this will pan out. Our new leader is entering, in my opinion, a headache. Not that I don't have faith in our list of experienced candidates, but I fear the expectations set forth by some, may skew the positives that they turn out this coming term.
Being an inexperienced yet highly optimistic player, I would love nothing more than having our great nation back under our control. Having said that and now taking a more realist approach, I would not blame our future country leader if they could not complete this task in a month. To me, it seems like too great of a feat to accomplish, but I would love to be proven wrong.
Let's have a "real-talk" moment for a second, shall we? We are in an all but occupied nation *woo Quebec*, in a game with a failed economy, with occupants that want nothing more than pain and suffering for us due to a past leaders transgressions. Sure, that looks like we are in the proverbial "stuck between a rock and a hard place" situation, but I think we need a change of prospective.
Yes, we are in a trying time, I have no delusion about that. At the same time, it is a chance for us to redefine ourselves on the world's stage. I would like to call it a clean slate, but that really isn't the case given our history in this game. For lack of a better word, I will call it "opportunistic" times, and don't take that word in the political sense.
Our new leader needs to be very cautious about their decisions this month, so that we progress towards our goal. I normally wouldn't speak for us all as a collective like this, but when I say "our goal", I mean getting our regions back.
"Buck, shut up. It's starting to sound like you're making a pitch and this is getting way too long."
Sorry. I am not. I really think we are on the upswing. Call me a dreamer, fantasizer, sentimentalist, *throws thesaurus*...*IBleedblue93- from the back of the room "HOW ABOUT AN IDIOT!"... but don't ever call me a nonbeliever.
TL😉
R - Canada, it's our time to take back our spotlight.
Cheers,
Buck.
Comments
First, real comment to come.
Couldn't have said it better myself
Even if Starbucks served you a bacon-flavoured, salted macchiato?
That is the most disgusting idea ever.
I was thinking of soy chicken and asparagus flavored Doritos.
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We could a region back, either through ballsy RWs (see Quebec) or by ponying up 22k a month and promising not to start any future RWs, etc, etc. I'd be pleasantly surprised if we has a region in time for the Congressional Election. Unless of course our new President goes the Conditional Surrender route, which, frankly, I don't feel would fly politically. We are not a nation of quitters and it's an awful deal the Spanish are peddling. Fight on we must.
Oh and I find your lack of faith in bacon disturbing. I might have to ask for your passport.
if your bacon is greasy you are doing it wrong...
Bake in the oven on foil.. Then rest on paper towel.
This is how you achieve perfection
And a heart attack.
Oh good lord, how do you now my secret methods of bacon perfection 😨
Lol I was not always a holy man.. 😉
Nice Article, btw U have awoken the grammar nazi in me, its not trying time, its Tiring times xD sorry :/
I would have rather awoken the beast to unleash on Spain.
It is trying times ; )
Nice Article, btw U have awoken the grammar nazi in me, its not trying time, its Tiring times xD sorry.
Pfah! Now you've roused my own grammar Nazi. You should've written as follows:
That was a nice article. BTW, you have awakened the grammar Nazi in me; it's not "trying time" it's trying times."
LOL ... but I saw nothing wrong with "a trying time" ... sorry. 😛
well u kno, I get lazy xD
A new CP will be elected in Spain. This may be a factor in our favor.
or not...
Could go either way, for sure.
I thought it was their MoD that was the real prick...???
But in all seriousness, good article.
"HOW ABOUT AN IDIOT" -Me
^That did occur.
BACON4CP
BUCK4CP*
No...I meant Bacon 😛
I didn't.
These articles by Buck are making me interested in the Media Module again. Great stuff!
Buck is filling the void left behind by Penguin Comics, certainly.
Behind? Have you become unplugged again?
Yeah, Penguin hasn't published much in months and people seemed to really enjoy his comics.
I like salted pork belly lard strips deep fried in oil. I can respect your choice, I guess.
Maybe eCanada is worth saving. Keep em coming Uncle Buck \o/
" sorry parks closed the moose out front should have told you " R I P Mr John Candy
Hahaha.
Could have been a great article, but there was this "I hate bacon" thing I just kept going back to.
My disbelief can't believe what we just read.
I'm just glad I'm not the only one unimpressed with Canadian bacon.
I really like your style, Buck. Players like you give me hope in the media module once again. : )
You're sexy.
lmao
~hyuu~
Another great article.
Thanks!
"I hate bacon"
You broke my heart *cries* We could have been so good together *sobs*
Wouldn't this be a benefit? more for you? and I guess later down the road, more of you, for me?
I don't think you understand the seriousness of your crime 😛
Bacon is good ... real good 🙂
2 eggs over easy, bacon, sausage, hash browns, toast ... what more can you ask for?
Oh ya, our regions back. Never quit and never surrender!
Cholesterol through the roof.
I've got a plan ... we trade Canadian bacon for territories. How could we have forgotten such a gold mine.
I hate bacon.
YES!
I only saw one real problem with this article:
"Not that I don't have faith in our list of experienced candidates"
should have read
"Not that I don't have faith in our experienced candidate"
Homer's the only real choice. No one else on the ballot comes close to deserving a vote, or knowing what to do it they get one.
Well you are entitled to your opinion.
negus
you hate bacon, i love bacon...
ur a better man than I lad.
voted.