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I Can Haz Skalg Or: A Red Story

Day 1,556, 16:18 • Published in Germany Germany

• by Skalg von Tuari

Dear citizens of Germark,
I have decided to candidate in Midtjylland. Believe it or not - there's still a few people out there who don't know me. Scandalous, right? But explaining who I am is kinda boring. So instead of giving you detailed information about who I am - you can check my wiki page for that - I am going to explain to you how I became part of Germark for the first time.

I had just joined eRepublik, I was young, and I needed money. So I decided, after having stayed fo a while in eUK, to get back to the German regions of our fine Germark. I felt alone, I barely knew anyone, and I had no place to stay. But alas! A knight in shining red amour appeared. He, known by the name of „makes horny“, took me to some funny pink bears which all wore hammers and sickels and were busy working on some magic material called „Filz“.

They made me swear some strange vows and gave some red wargear. I then joined their party .

Having done that, they wanted me to do various jobs for them. I had to take care of some Younglings, I was supposed to hunt an ancient dragon called „Imperialism“, and I had to run a lot - in a race called „congress“, in some races called „presidency“ and even in a race called „party president“.

Hell, I did so much running I don't even know how to stay still!

Still, eventually I ended up being a part of this community. I ended up hating pretty much everyone (which is a good sign of being part of a community) and I keep telling people about how I hate everything (which is a good sign of loving something). I also ended up exploring the depths of a mysterious forest called „#we_do“.

My first visit at #we_do

Well, so what do I want to tell you? Basically this - if you want someone you can trust to see things different than most, in a rather strange, way, someone who has been around some time but still keeps writing stuff implying he is a pothead - then you should vote Skalg von Tuari for KPeD.