I Am Running for US President
PigInZen
PigInZen for US President
Those that listen to Jewitt and wahooBob's podcast, The Report, found out last night that I intend to run for President of the US. This newspaper article will serve as my official announcement. I expect to face some stiff competition but I believe that my platform will be strong enough to counter the high name recognition of my suspected opponents. I also believe that my experience in government is unparalleled and makes me one of the strongest candidates out there. Here's to a great presidential campaign season!
Basic Platform
Greater Emphasis on 10,000 Fists!
Increase Citizen Retention. Pursue every angle to increase retention, such as targeted mailings using the national citizen database and including placing Q2 Hospitals in specific locations. Federalize operations by opening up services to political parties, militias and like organizations.
More Active Recruitment. Extend advertising to bring new players to the US. Create infrastructure to support increased recruitment.
WarPig Has the Power
Increased National Warfare. Plan for multiple potential wars and prosecute constant warfare. Lulls in fighting create a restless populace. The US should be pursuing even more interventionist foreign policy. Oh and if it hasn't been done by February 6th I will indeed push the button and attack the UK.
Operations and Organization - My Specialty
Improved Technological Resources. Improve the forums, wikis, IRC channels and national database. Provide public reports and statistics from the database and improve reporting and stats for government and military operations.
Restructure the Executive Branch to provide greater focus on policy and implementation. See the current executive organization chart for an idea of what the current structure is. I want to give greater autonomy to Department Secretaries and increase the administrative functions in the President, Vice President, and Chief of Staff offices.
Open government. Regular publications and communications of strategy, goals, policy and progress. Use the Office of Human Resources to open the doors of government to more interested citizens. Advertise open positions and actively recruit from a broader pool of candidates.
Just What the Hell is Going On, Anyway? OR, Communications and Documentation
Elevated Media. Make use of the US' strength in prolific writers to push our ideas and arguments in all media markets. Require executive departments to publish public reports. Publish daily government operational updates in the White House Press Release. Increase the effectiveness of the Pony Express.
Increased Documentation. Use the eUS wiki to provide a continuous source of material for government officials on policies and procedures in order to avoid the 3-7 day lull for new administrations and Congresses to get up and running.
MOAR FUN
Increase the activity of the Department of Fun. Extend policies to embrace chaos and put a little more control back in the hands of citizens over their daily lives. Put some fun back in the game.
My Qualifications
I never imagined I would end up where I am. I have had the fine opportunity to serve under every US President since Scrabman's last presidential term. Here's a summary of the roles I have taken:
Undersecretary of State, Scrabman Admin, Jun 2009
Deputy Secretary of State, Harrison Richardson Admin, July 2009
Vice President, Emerick Admin, August 2009
Chief of Staff, Emerick/Gaius Admin, September 2009
Chief of Staff, Gaius Julius Admin, October 2009
Director of Technology, Josh Frost Admin, November 2009
Vice President, Jewitt Admin, December 2009
Vice President, Jewitt Admin, January 2010
In addition to serving in the Executive I have been elected to the US Congress twice, once from Massachusetts in June 2009 and again from West Virginia in December 2009. I was also elected in France as part of the failed French PTO in July of 2009.
I have been integrally involved in the technology side of eUS affairs working to improve and organize our resources with Killing Time. We have reorganized the US Forums and IRC Channels, built a national database that pulls data from the eRepublik API, established a portal page and site for the eUS, built a gov't wiki and brought in numerous volunteers to staff the Office of Technology Resources.
I am quite active and am online for most of the day. I work in IT in RL which affords me the opportunity to idle in IRC for upwards of 14 to 16 hours. I have admin rights to the US Forums and am a regular poster there. I publish newspaper articles on a regular basis. In short, I make myself available and consider activity to be one of the premier qualifications for the US Presidency.
More Detail to Come
Anyone who knows me or has read my newspaper knows that I specialize in tl;dr. No worries, this is just the brief summary of my platform. I promise more details and greater discussion of my reasons for my positions.
A Vice Presidential announcement will be forthcoming. Stay tuned...
E Pluribus Unum. From Many, One.
I'LL SAY IT AGAIN: Together we have strength beyond measure. Do your part. Follow DoD orders. Fight with weapons. Maintain your wellness. SUPPORT THE CAUSE.
Comments
First Denied. PiZ for Pres!
Voted!
Does this mean Jewitt won't be running for re-election? Interesting and good luck to you, sir. 🙂
I can haz promotion?
Go Piggy!
Pig in Zen for president 🙂
Cool! Good luck.
zomg you have my vote
i love the pig, best CO i've ever had
AWESOME! Go PigInZen! PigInZen for President! WOOHOO!
Very good
PiZ for Prez!
PIZ FOR PRESIDENT!
WarPig for Prez!
<o
MISTER PROPPER!!!
PiZ for Prez!
Nice platform. Good luck!
So, pretty much the same threat the US has made for months. Awesome.
Pigglz for Prez!
Good luck
PIZ FOR PRESIDENT!
voted
Good luck you would do well.
Ha ha! I really dropped the ball on this one! Good luck, PigInZen!
It seems like a great platform, but now whenever anyone says they're going to attack the UK I just assume I'm being manipulated. So frankly, I don't really care about politics in this game anymore. The fix is in.
PiZ is cool! He's an hero who doesn't afraid of anything.
it's about time you ran 😃
Good luck, PigInZen!
Lt. Scheisskopf
http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/stars-and-stripes-journal-191155/1" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/st[..]155/1
You've got my vote, if I was an eAmerican that is. I'm tired of waiting for the UK to be beaten and I'd rather it was just gotten over with now, it's not like we are going to make a comeback any time soon.
Good luck!
Woo u got my vote 🙂
OHAI PIG IN WHITEHOUSE
Voted.
I am voting for PiginZen.
PiZ has my unconditional endorsement
no more god damn hopitals
PiZ has rapidly become a good mentor and friend of mine. He is has been a pillar in American Government for my entire eLife. Even if I don't support him and he wins, I know that the US will have a strong Steward and Leader and I will not be afraid to call him my President.
I wish him the best of luck whether I do or do not support him.
I love your Pigglz!
JR
PiZ for Prez!
PigInOffice
PiZ for Prez!
PigInZen for Prezident!
full of risky ideas
"Are there ANY eUS political parties that are not pro-war?"
~ PigInZen, 8 months ago
"Plan for multiple potential wars and prosecute constant warfare."
~ PigInZen, today
😉
Thanks, Max. 😃 That's a beautiful quote and quite indicative of the learning process we all go through in this wonderful game. We need to start some shit and make this game fun again.
Vote for consistent leadership.
Vote for da Pig.
Good luck Pig In Zen! 😃
Vote for consistent leadership.
Vote for da Pig.
As of now, I'm voting for you. 🙂
PiZ is a great guy.
It isn't that we need new wars, it's that we need better propaganda so all these crappy fights we've been fighting sound like they're worth a damn.
Destroy the Turk menace! FREE GREECE!
the offal office. jk
a fine addition to the pool!