I am He as You are He as You are Me and We are All Together
Day 554, 03:39
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by Longbaugh
Hawai'i Congressional Election Results for May 25, 2009:
Longbaugh (USWP): 8
Crut (UIP): 6
Incumbent changewillcome (AAP): 4
Resce (LI
😎: 4
Aaron Webb (CVP): 3
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First things first. Welcome to The Long Bow and thank you Hawai’i!
I am now your humble representative in the House of Representin' and am looking forward to living up to my word. To my opponents—especially Crut—I offer my greatest appreciation.
With that said...
The USWP now controls 47% of Congress. Some may consider this to be a bad thing. I understand the approach and, while I’m not all that big on party dominance and/or party loyalty, I must admit that I see this as very positive thing.
Obviously scrabman is a successful president. He’s running for a third term and will very likely win that third term because he has kept the eUSA plowing forward with every day he’s been in office. Old foes (particularly within the Conservative Party) have been forced into periodical silence as scrabman puts on fine display exactly why he deserves to be our president. We are thriving in every possible way.
It is in this political environment that I see a dominant USWP as being a very effective form of sustenance for our government. Clearly, the way we do it is the way it should be done and I welcome such an ideological and practical Reagan/Obama-esque party reinvigoration.
I will remain as politically-independent now as I was before I won my seat, but make no mistake my position on the recent USWP surge: I am excited.
With such political potency we might be able to fully overcome the hindrances that past presidents like Franco, Justinious, and Uncle Sam have laid upon our shoulders.
Concurrently, this newspaper will be my primary outlet for congressional reporting (like my voting record, for instance) and I will never waver in my professional transparency.
Long live the United States and long live the United States Workers Party (because... I work.)
Let’s rock this shit.
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Good stuff, I look forward to reading about your voting in congress, maybe I'll learn some things.
Tru dat!
Voted!
Eloquently said, you deserved this victory through and through. Do the USWP proud my friend 🙂
Congrats Longbaugh! Yes, let the rocking commence!
Congrats Longbaugh! Here's to a great Congress this month.
Nicely done.
Thank you to everyone.
"We are thriving in every possible way." LOL The eUSA is in the middle of a depression. We have deflation, and low wages. We are in danger of turning into a 3rd world country. Something MUST be done. We need some kind of stimulus. Perhaps lowering the income tax coupled with the Gov't opening a few businesses and offering higher wages might do it, but something should be tried, and soon!
USWP PTO next month. After your party basically rubber stamps anything scrab or USWP party leadership approves, how much of the eUSA will be screwed over?
Honestly, alot of us saw this coming and left because of the USWP zombie script voters and the apparent need for a PTO of their own country.
Wanna improve something... fix the eUSA economy. Its in the toilet under your glorious USWP president. Sure the wargames have "Helped" but lets not kid outselves, Scrabs doing them to try and get his 3rd alliance idea off the ground so he can further feed his ego.
@ GregTuretzky & Relorian:
Considering the near stagnation of the USD (not a deflation by any means) over the entire course of scrabman's second term and considering the fact that all goods and materials are selling for very cheap (which itself makes up for low wages as wages are only needed to purchase goods and materials)... I'd have to say that you two are absolutely wrong; and in the most pathetic kind of way.
Voted, subscribed.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying.
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I am really curious where the claims that the type of product deflation that is occurring is bad are coming from. Right now product prices are dropping faster than wages which means the consumer is winning out and if there is a loser it is the miss managed business which is still a good move for the economy,
Well done Longbaugh, voted and subscribed.
"Let’s rock this shit."
Indeed, let's!