I've got Savoir Faire for days

Day 1,556, 13:19 • Published in USA Pakistan • by Gates Schellinger

TMBG, teaching me fancy french words and obscure facts about relatively unknown presidents since the 80s

So, I've only been officially back for like 2 days or something, secretly handing out underground demo tapes out of my trunk, I've been back for slightly longer, and when I say slightly I mean like 3 minutes before i wrote my first article. And when I say 3 minutes what I really mean is like 4 days and 3 minutes. Don't worry, that was the last one.

However, only being back for such a short time I feel like so many things have happened. I got treated like a brand new player by the military, that's always cool. I made a mortal enemy of a Croat, and I didn't even have to bring up Serbia once. It was purely passive on my part, here I was looking for the Dio channel (oddly enough its #Dio), and I now have a Balkan blood feud to deal with. As if I didn't have enough of those before. Then I ran into Chickenguys (CG4CP), I don't remember much of what happened; The last thing I recall was that I started talking to him and the next morning I woke up in Hawaii with some kelp in my underpants and apparently I was running for congress, in a purely Mutumboish way.


You just got Mutumbo'd bitch. Also thank god the Hawks changed their unis, those things were monstrous.

The same thing I think happened the last time I started playing, I got involved extremely quickly, then got burned out incredibly fast when I found out everyone that played this game that was in any position of power was like 10 years younger than me IRL. Maybe this time will be different, I'll probably lose interest much more quickly



Anyway, that's all that has been going on with me, what's been going on with you, I feel like these little chats are all about me. I'll sign off with the following.

As always Looking for the most amount of praise with the least amount of effort, and the text under the photos isn't part of the paragraph, I've been Gates for the last 12 minutes.
(bit long for an outro?)

Rundum Pykture tim:



Everyone in that photo are billionaires. You're welcome.