I'm Back and I'm Proud and Horny

Day 1,835, 15:31 • Published in USA USA • by Kooguy
Day 1,835 of the new world
November 28th 2012
Current Subscribers to Paper: 236
Article Features
Department of Education
Other Rambling

New Job!
What's up eBitches? I'm a little sad right now to have found out that one of my best eFriends Jon Malcom is quitting. Good luck in RL Jon! I however am returning and I'm going back to what I loved doing before: helping newbs. I am accepting a writing position with the DoE, and I intend to help newer players in other aspects as well. Pretty much no one knows this but I was the very brief Secretary of Education when I quit.

What's Going on???
I've done very little over the past five months so I'm slowly learning about the news. I stopped reading the WHPR because it really doesn't matter to me if I'm not playing. I'm sad to hear of some other players who have left, but I hope to meet new players and catch up with old buds.

I heard something about some ATO effort... I'm just gonna guess Pizza the Hut is in on the PTO part. I'll try to help if it's worthwhile but I still know absolutely nothing right now. We have 53 regions so we must be doing pretty well right now on the military front.

Hopefully I can keep this paper up for a while. I never even planned on writing this article but when I was trying to take a nap a thought popped into my head so I thought I'd try it out.

Unfortunately the Revs are dead but Molly Jo is telling me that they're doing pretty well over in eAustralia so I hope that continues to go well. I'm a Fed now, which was my original party so that's all good. I'm so damn proud and horny.
Goodbye fake America.