Hungary is looking for an enemy!

Day 1,365, 06:09 • Published in Hungary Hungary • by csuzliszem



Dear eWorld!



The once great and powerful country of Hungary asks for your help. We don’t have a real enemy in this game, and we just attack everyone without any logic and plans. We also can’t trust our presidents. The president seat is under investigation by Dr. House, the guys from Grace Clinic and ER, because anyone who sits in it lately pruduces psychotic schizophrenia-like symptoms. The congress members always vote with yes for anything they see. British scientists confirmed that 96% of the average hungarian congressmen’s hands are glued to the yes button and they push it usually in the first hour of the voting. They must listen too much Chemical Brothers.


You can see our goverment isn’t capable of doing what they want, so I’ll speak their mind. We need a natural enemy, but as we are too lame to choose it well, we need you to apply. Here are the requirements you have to fulfill to be chosen as our enemy.





- Not in our neighborhoo😛 We don’t like to be in war with countries too close to us. Especially with countries who control territories from Historical Hungary. Our goverments never like to fight for these territories, because in this situations we transfrom to a very dangerous creature, the Bloodhungarian as they say. This thing looks like a werewolf or some shit like that, you don’t wanna know. The point is, you have to be on the other side of the planet or maybe outside of it.


- Don’t fight too har😛 We like to win in a short time and celebrate ourselves for a long time. Don’t have any tanks, and don’t be a friend with Agrob and Romper, our president have nightmares when he see them. He said Freddy Krueger is a sunshine bear compared to them.


- Make war, not peace: Maybe this is the most important thing. Never, I mean NEVER ask for a peace treaty, because we will sign it, no matter what’s in it! I’m serious, you can ask for our capital: we’ll sign it. You can ask for our treasury: we’ll sign it. You can ask to kill and shave our cat and use it as a purse: we’ll sign it. I don’t like my cat, but I prefer purses made of childs tears.


- Don’t have any national currency: That one is in case if you want to start an RW. Not many thing is more fearsome for us than an RW. The most feared things list in increasing order is something like this: Swedish national football team, Jan Slota, global warming, aliens, grandma’s crossing street with electric cycles, RWs, sharks, robot sharks.



That’s pretty much it. If you want to be our best enemy please send your CV with bikini photographs to my email adress: itsnotasexjob@yesitis.com

Thank you, and have a nice day.
csuzliszem