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Now some of my good friends tells me that this is a time that shall try a mans heart, a time in which our country is need of brave men and women who will cosplay as anime characters for my amusement.

Wiait that wasn't on the script... (goes through notes) ... who's been messing with my notes... must been eyebot 307 he always messes with my notes...

Anyway Ive told that this country needs a big glass of bawls... so I went to the store and bought some.



Now if their isn't enough for everyone, you can buy your own at select realtors for a proper price... what not bawls but balls.. how am I suppose to tell them where to buy balls then... what!!! that's just sick... anyway...

Though personally we need to start training up the young or at least thats what my party president keep's telling me.. every day she says dk did you train the new generation yet... and im like what all by myself.. and she's like if you would stop playing all those video games you would have trained armies of the next generation... I joke of course 😛



Education is important we cannot deny it, and we cannot deny that the education resources were built by very very smart folks.. then I started looking around and I realized something. I found myself trapped in a dark dark place.. and you know what that place was?

IT WAS THE DARK AGE OF TECHNOLOGY.. I was trapped in the warhammer universe.. you got folks worshiping technology long broken... you have the chaos lords and all.. and I have to ask myself I THOUGHT THIS KINDA STUFF ONLY HAPPENED IN WARHAMMER 40k.. oh boy was I wrong...

So I decided to say nuff with that, lets start throwing away the old technology and replace it with new technology... others saw the wisdom in this and we began a crusade to bring back the good old days of technology as a function instead of mysterious magic force that must be tempted to function.

While the race was slow.. and it was hard work we finally could see the finish line.



But I ask myself what else is broken.. well that is where I leave you young folks to seek it out find experts and get that stuff fixed... or rebuild it.

Only you can prevent the dark age of technology and continuously end fighting over lost relics of "magical" technology.



Now everyone nows a day is talking about tanks.. tanks are very cool...






Ay yes do tanks not bring tears to our eyes.. oh such glorious machines... wait your talking about q7 guns... but but but guns are not tanks.. oh well you silly people and your terms.. always a term for something... 😛

Oh you know what happens if you keep making terms up in a online game...
THE EVIL LEAF LADY KILLS YOU!!!


or worse your internet gets trapped in the infinity field... regardless how much you download you will never finish....


Now before we get started with this article (notes a great sadness in the universe but no idea where it comes from) lets all enjoy a nice drink...
Here this one is on the house...


Ah wasn't that refreshing no... you wanted coffee fine.. picky guest you are...



Ah better.. no your looking for something alcoholic... gosh you people and your ALCOHOL.. fine.....



Ah well now that your a bit tipsy we can continu... what you want to go to bed.. fine I guess... well that kinda hurts you know.

Oh well now that ive bored you to death and told you nothing of any particular worth, perhaps even confused and utter annoyed you...
I believe I can say MISSION COMPLETE



Ah brings a tear to my eye....