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Greetings and salutations eJapan. I figure it is about time that I open my incredibly annoying mouth and make my presence known. I have been here for three months but due to RL commitments, was unable to do more than devote about twenty minutes a day to reading articles in the erep media. Both RL and erep life were awful for those three months.


Following these steps got me through Pizza's articles for the last three months.

Since leaving the eUS and setting up shop in this lovely country of pedo freaks and robot aficionados, it has become quite obvious that there is an activity problem. I do not mean to say this problem is specific to eJapan. It is not. The rest of the eworld is suffering the same exodus of ecitizens as their people realize the massive amounts of free porn on the internet are more enjoyable than this game.

I do wish to help spur activity by doing the damn least I can do, which is be active. I have jumped around with different political parties. I first joined the Black Knights, mostly because they were kind enough to ask me. Nobody wants to be the pimply faced freak that does not get invited to the prom so I jumped at the invitation. Sadly, the party was assaulted from all sides by pedos before I had much of a chance of figuring out what the group stood for. Oh well, as much as I do not care for PTOs and will bitch about them, I respect them and know that if a party cannot hold it's own against one, they do not deserve to stand.

Then I joined Kyle's ragtag party. He is a distinguished chap and pays proper attention to questions about his party but after having been in a small party throughout most my stay in the eUS, I think I rather give a large party a go. That is why I have joined the Imperial Sun Party. I figure I may as well go with the muscle bound freak of a party (it's a tenuous analogy but come on, members = freakish force is simple enough).

I hope my experience as a party president, mass mailer, and general propaganda pain will be an asset to eJapan and whatever party I settle into. Bottomline, howdy land of robots and hot drawn women. I wish to partake in your thingies.


This has little to no relevance to this article but is a freaking awesome picture so STFU and save it to your hard drive.

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