How to Suck at eConomics / איך למצוץ במהירות לכלכלה
Joshua Hoss
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How To Suck At eConomics
Gather around people of eIsrael and listen as I, oh master of instruction, teach you how to become a master of crappy eConomics. Sit and enjoy as I guide you step by step on how to cause people great financial stress and trouble. I promise you this is as easy as it sounds. Most of eIsrael is already on this level, you don’t want to be left out.... do you?
Suck by Suck (err... Step by step)
Suck Step #1. Open up a raw material company in eIsrael. Why you say? Why not I say! We have absolutely no raw materials here in eIsrael so it makes perfect sense! Who wouldn’t want to slave away month after month trying to make grain appear out of air. I can’t imagine a better way to spend time and money! Forget about those “foreign” places you hear about with their vast grain fields, oil reserves, or iron mines. Those things are not for the good eIsraeli businessman.
Suck Step #2. Increase the import tax. On everything. Taxes are the bomb yo! We need higher taxes so when the next person steals our treasury we can have an easier time tracking it down! The more gold there is to steal the more there is to find, right? When we increase our import tax we also keep those evil “foreign” critters away from our mighty markets. We don’t want them stinking up things with their cheap raw materials that our own companies might buy up!
Suck Step #3. Don’t export anything. We want everything to stay in eIsrael. We make our own grain out of thin air, so shouldn't the food created by that grain go towards our own hard workers? We don’t want those evil “foreigners” eating our “air bread”! Let them starve! And any gold we could bring in by selling to those “foreigners” would probably smell anyway.
Suck Step #4. Complain about the prices of things. Oh, and complain about the lack of government funds. We know it isn’t going to be your fault. You created a raw material company that makes things from thin air, increased taxes, and sold only to eIsrael! You are a national hero! Someone else has to be at fault for this...
Suck Step #5. Blame anyone who opposes these steps for any “high prices” or “government shortfalls”. People who talk about economics are lying snakes. They have to be, they tell people to do the opposite of what you have done! Obviously if they don’t follow you they must be evil!
Suck Step #6. Gain political power to ensure the spread of these steps. You should want other people to follow your glorious path! So to seem even more important you should gain political power. I know, it makes too much sense! An eConomic guro AND political protege?!?!? No way! That is a win-win!
Follow these simple 6 steps and you are bound to have success!
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Seriously Though
How can a country with a rich cultural history as our be this stupid regarding the economy module of this game? Seriously guys, you want to INCREASE the taxes on something we can’t make efficiently here? Won’t that mean the prices of that product will go up, which will raise the prices of anything that uses that product?
It seems to me like this country is full of stupid business owners. Stupid because these owners refuse to think intelligently. An intelligent person would create a raw materials company in an area that gives them the largest chance for success, not one that gives it no benefit. An intelligent person would bring those goods to a country that lacks them. An intelligent person would recognize that some countries are good for raw materials, others for manufacturing, and capitalize on those findings. An intelligent person would not abuse their political power to screw up an entire countries economic tax plan.
I think intelligent business owners are lacking here...
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heh hit the nail on the head hossy....they won't learn.
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"We have absolutely no raw materials here in eIsrael so it makes perfect sense!"
>mfw you haven't heard about the RM change
According the the thread the raw materials basically remain the same. What changes are the bonuses you get from having the new stuff. They haven't said yet if they will actually become RMs or not... so fish (or whatever) do not replace grain.
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i wonder how mmany people will actually follow this guide
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I would hope, at the very least, that the developers will consider fish an RM and not a bonus.
We need the
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You say that we should export our food.
Tell me where can we export?
Gee Zaib... how about anywhere? Most of the rest of the world is involved in massive wars. Food is like the gifts of V1 - you need them if you plan on fighting a lot. We should be exporting to those countries who have daily wars and do not have enough food domestically to cover their fights.
No really give me names.
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Joshua, this article is plain stupid, you can't take everything including everything people said and treat it as u want dismissing it completly, you don't wanna listen? don't expect anybody else to listen to you ;/
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אוקיי ואחרי שקראתי את המאמר.. אני אתייחס אליו:
well.. what's the point of opening company in another country when the salaries are so high in countries with grain?
and about exporting... I'm sure there are people who acttualy exports (including me), but it takes extra gold.
the market in israel dont have that much food.
Zaib - I can't pull up the markets on my phone so if you want exact numbers you will have to wait until later tonight. It is hard to imagine though that NO other county exists where we could sell food and make a profit. I'm willing to bet there are a lot, and you know it.
Sadeh - What are you talking about man? The only things I am dismissing are the ideas that a "closed" economy is both possible and right for eIsrael. It isn't. We can't exist financially without bringing in gold from outside, and we can't do that without bringing in cheap raw materials to produce manufactured goods. It is basic economics.
Bar tur - Two things. First, you have to figure out where opening a grain company gives you the most profit. That shouldn't be that hard. If a country has high wages then open in one that doesn't. Second, eIsrael doesn't have enough food because food companies have a hard time making a profit. Why? Because they can't find enough cheap grain (we can't make grain as cheap as other companies), they can't sell enough (because they refuse to sell in another country), or because they can't find enough workers (because employees are working at low producing grain companies). This isn't a "one issue fixes all" scenario. Multiple things need to happen to improve our economy. Raising RM import taxes is just one of many mistakes.
Guys, nothing I'm saying here is rocket science.
low salaries + grain resource ==>
a. lots of companies are opened -> high salaries.
b. the region with the grain gets conquered by another country, which probably have high salaries.
and about the grain...
http://erepublik-market.cz.cc/raws.html
seems like your science don't works anytime.
and it was on 0.15 NIS (a lot in the market)
Bar tur - You can't assume that the wages are due to the amount of companies, nor can you assume a "conquering" country would always have the same or more companies. Even if both are true you still get a 25% bonus. You can't take only certain facts while ignoring others.
We can't make food and weapons as cheap as other countries either so lets just import everything.
I didn't find any country that it's worth exporting to.
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Proposed changes to revert the current changes. I've been busy, otherwise would have PMed everyone telling them to vote no. If things are looking bad, I'll PM every telling them to vote yes on the uh...new changes? bleh
Zaib: check Venezuela, lots of war going on, Q1 1.94 VEB, PEG 0.016, only 4 other Q1 food companies.
Thanks Joe. There ya go Zaib.
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UM HELLO
the eUS maybe? 1% import taxes, .020 peg.
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