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How to score with the ladies - starring Serbia and Chuck Norris as America

Day 1,091, 08:04 • Published in USA USA

• by Sossu

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Henry Bessemer Day 1,091, 08:28

Nice.

Sossu Day 1,091, 08:29

This article is a test to see if Admins dare to remove obscenities if it has Chuck Norris in it.

Gassie125 Day 1,091, 08:37

Chuck ftw~

slosh Day 1,091, 08:37

they cant!!

Hugolove Day 1,091, 08:39

Galantai Day 1,091, 08:40

Restaurants are for liberals and eurofags😃😃 LOL, epic😃😃

Karlo FTW Day 1,091, 08:43

lol

Kell Draygo Day 1,091, 08:45

lol

Daks Day 1,091, 08:46

lol X3

wuzeq Day 1,091, 08:49

weak

Muffe42 Day 1,091, 08:49

welcome back 🙂

Bajke sm Day 1,091, 08:50

reported

BiG Serxhio Day 1,091, 08:55

lolololol

Bobady zoo Day 1,091, 08:59

Roflmao

eFanatik Day 1,091, 09:08

Sossu Day 1,091, 08:29

This article is a test to see if Admins dare to remove obscenities if it has Chuck Norris in it.

Hahahahaha well, lets wait and see : )

Ultrakiller Day 1,091, 09:12

inb4 top 5. Badass article.

Sleeve Day 1,091, 09:14

Chuck Norris, earns a vote from me.

gagah Day 1,091, 09:38

Why wasn't this published in Russia?

Apollon the Magnificent Day 1,091, 09:52

so lame...

Giove Day 1,091, 10:17

hahahahhahaha, great xD

OneFalf Day 1,091, 10:18

lol

magro123 Day 1,091, 10:22

dont worry,it wont hurth a bit.... lol v+s :😃D

ExZilYon Day 1,091, 10:25

Chuck Norris didn't meet Bata Zivojinovic yet.
When they meet it will be whole different story : P

Jovan Tekelija Day 1,091, 10:25

serb, but i lol'd
the part about eurofags is insane xD

Giwrgos Paloukhs Day 1,091, 10:36

Awesome s**t
V

Daks Day 1,091, 10:47

>gagah: Why wasn't this published in Russia?

cause you can only publish articles in the country of you citizenship and Sossu has a USA citizenship

Darko S Day 1,091, 11:17

you clearly know nothing about us, but stil, funny article😁
ohh, one more thing: we gangbanged croatia some time ago, it was nice😃

Sharkanul Day 1,091, 11:23

o7 Sossu ...
I thought you were dead

Dan Ristesson Day 1,091, 12:10

Hehe eurof@gs and liberals - i predict this will be a bestseller in eMerica.

ArcNox Day 1,091, 13:16

FOREVER ALONE

trisno Day 1,091, 15:40

lmao

Ernac Day 1,091, 19:32

Too much chan/cancer, needs more lulz.

S3RO Day 1,091, 20:54

Chuck Norris. Nuff said.

Relorian Day 1,091, 21:48

@Darko S: You sure did and you know what, She picked herself up off the ground, kicked you and eHungary in the balls and is now robbing one of your houses while the other one talks about how solid their alliance is while ignoring its duties.