How to save America in 7 easy steps

Day 1,009, 05:45 • Published in USA USA • by ArcNox

EDIT: It seems the admin has pulled all the Republican Party candidates for whatever reasons. Thank you admin for your swift response.

America, we are in the greatest crisis in our history. Pizza the Hut has, with the help of Hungarians (And speculating from the current member count, more illicit means), and can now run candidates in every single on of our regions. Most of these candidates are illegal immigrants and terrorists, with Pizza the Hut being classified by President St Krems as an enemy of the state. We must now pull together to prevent the greatest threat to America since World War III.

Here's how you can do your part to SAVE AMERICA:

1. Get on IRC and join #ATO channel to see who needs votes
2. Hold your vote until your last logout for the day. Bonus points if you can wait until right before server reset and snipe whoever is needed.
3. DO NOT LISTEN TO PIZZA THE HUT
4. DO NOT LISTEN TO PIZZA THE HUT
5. DO NOT LISTEN TO PIZZA THE HUT
6 If you cannot do any of these things, follow this list and vote for one of the candidates highlighted purple
7. ROD DAMON IS ALWAYS RIGHT. ALWAYS.

In light of these desperate times, I am permanently suspending my campaign for Kongress in Colorado. Richard Nixon II is the only candidate you should vote for there.

EDIT: Campaign for the Kongress seat of Colorado is resumed

So what are you waiting for, GO OUT THERE AND SAVE AMERICA