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How to re-invigorate your boring Country (for a week)

Day 1,114, 02:59 • Published in USA USA

• by Dio Soryu

Step One: Get a bunch of oldsnorks together of Dream Team proportions and narrowly win an election over a newsnork, unheard of pretty boy.

Step Two: Declare it a revolution; give aforementioned oldsnorks matching outfits, ignore obvious logical inconsistency of oldfags revolting against themselves.

Step Three: Play up political dissent to generate momentum; taunt aforementioned newsnork candidates, rile up disestablishment types.

Step Four: Create a list of people willing to play and speak of HQ's and executions.

Step Five: Watch all the same people do the same things until they realize they're doing the same thing, get bored, fall back into the same rut and call it a boom of new activity.

Is anyone else bored to death?

Comments

Vincent Sarius Day 1,114, 03:25

I'm still holding hope that said Oldsnorks have more up their sleeve to pull.

Dio Soryu Day 1,114, 03:34

The new gospel is coming.

Michael Porter Day 1,114, 03:39

This is why I'm doing the anti establishment thing. I hope we can give their 'theme' enough pushback in the media to allow them to do something more with it.

Vincent Sarius Day 1,114, 03:47

The best move I can see them doing with this is tying it into an invasion of Mexico, the Media War is fun and all, but it will get stale quite quickly. Whereas an Invasion of Mexico...well you can imagine.

Dio Soryu Day 1,114, 04:39

Yes, I'm sorry to break the 4th wall and everything, but a particular Administration official with beef thought they'd call SEES out on being late to the False Dichotomy Formal.

SweetBags Day 1,114, 05:32

Your political impurity has been noted.

RaccoonGoon Day 1,114, 06:04

Yeah, I think this is pretty much what I've been thinking too.

Oh well. If the whole thing gets some newer citizens more interested in the state of affairs than they would have been otherwise, it's a net gain.

Dio Soryu Day 1,114, 06:20

>Implying Purity can somehow mix with Politics

Iasov Day 1,114, 08:11

Oh, don't be Jelly9473! Mr. NR, sir, do you doubt my ability to mislead the people?

The Libertine Day 1,114, 10:44

A great war is coming. We believed that SEES would be allies in the cause for freedom, but this no longer appears to be the case. The counter-revolution will now break off all ties with SEES, non-believers not committed to the cause, blind to the larger forces at play, scared to fight in the war for righteousness. One day you will see the light, but I fear that day will come far too late.

~ C

Dio Soryu Day 1,114, 16:02

Ah, I'm an enemy of the State and of the counter-revolution.

Now I know I'm doing it right.

Little Old Halfling Day 1,116, 20:12

Sometimes I wish I was as intelligent as Nicholas Ryan. But I always wish I was as sexy. This time, it's both.

wookyjack Day 1,117, 03:09

This is how I feel right now with all this 'stuff' going on: Countersink - a hole (usually in wood) with the top part enlarged so that a screw or bolt will fit into it and lie below the surface.

I'm so loaded I don't know which way is up!

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