How To Play This Game
Day 2,639, 02:39
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Published in United Kingdom 
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by Hail Astrid
Warning:
For ages above three years old.
Before playing the game:
Safety should be your number one priority.
During gameplay:
If you're left-handed, just leave.
After playing the game:
Remember to maintain eye contact at all times.
Time spent til next login:
This is not optional.
For mobile users:
Remember to wipe.
If end result is unsatisfactory, repeatedly smash face into ground until satisfaction is achieved.
Thank you for reading.
For ages above three years old.
Before playing the game:
Safety should be your number one priority.
During gameplay:
If you're left-handed, just leave.
After playing the game:
Remember to maintain eye contact at all times.
Time spent til next login:
This is not optional.
For mobile users:
Remember to wipe.
If end result is unsatisfactory, repeatedly smash face into ground until satisfaction is achieved.
Thank you for reading.
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Great article!
Thank you! 🙂
You're welcome.
In needed that last tip, it can be a struggle 🙁
Alcohol works as well, but it's a bit more expensive.
Where's the part that says you need to eat a banana before crying ?
That's a cheat code. My moral compass wouldn't allow it!
and they said i would never learn till i was able to 'understand English'. Yarr.
And here is the pirate where I expected him
I don't know how to react to this.
Well, you endorsed it, so you definitely reacted correctly! 🙂
I hurted myself in my confusion, very effective!
Great guide... Now let me get up from my toilet seat and wipe my butt.
*raises hand for high five*
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*has second thoughts*
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Thank you! I've been doing it wrong all the time
Glad to be of assistance! It's tough to maintain proper form when taking a dump, but with practice, I'm sure you'll get there! 🙂
Omg its OK to cry, what a relief.
It's not crying, it's just...
http://goodmenproject.com/featured-content/top-10-excuses-men-use-crying-hesaid/
I think you forgot to add the part where you open your wallet and let Plato rob you blind.
I would've, but it hasn't happened to me so far! 🙂
Mainly because I haven't got any money 🙁
Yeah man I know the feeling all too well!!! Haha
Great article
Thank you! 🙂
After reading this article, now I go to the big potty!
Although we're all born right handed, only a few of us overcome the handicap.
LOL! (Typed this left-handed)
Great article
Thank you! 🙂
who are you? one of MWC pawns?
thank you for the lesson. ♪
I am Hail Astrid and I am a multi of Wayne.
He made me after watching How To Train Your Dragon 1 and 2 as well as copious amounts of dragon-themed pornography in one night.
"Multis of Wayne"? Are they still touring?
Yup but unfortunately all the tickets were snapped up by other multis of Wayne 🙁
votado
Gracias senor cowboy! 🙂
"If you are left-handed, just leave" HAHAHH xd
Voted.
voted nigga.
true story bro
Best article i have seen.
I haven't left my toilet for five years, not since Chaz ran of with my toilet paper. I've lived off plaster board flavoured with bleach, and kept myself sane by creating a life size sculptures of world leaders using my own excrement.
Horice 🙂