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How to lose friends and alienate people...

Day 1,422, 15:38 • Published in United Kingdom

• by Citizen 4945322

...get addicted to Erepublik.

The three laws of Erepublik war.

1. Energy Bars

If you eat an energy bar, your health refills completely. If you are shot in real life and eat a Nutrigain or Go-ahead bar, you may enjoy the taste but you will probably DIEEE!!! Plus, the only person to stockpile nutrigain bars is probably some idiot preparing for a nuclear war.

2. Battles

If you win 10 battles, you win the War and take the region. In real life, Wars take years and they don't take breaks of three or four minutes in-between either. Oh, and you don't win XP either for every kill. Just a few more seconds to live. Then you DIEEE!!!

3. Bazookas

Sometimes you are randomly awarded Bazooka parts during the battle. In real life, oh I think you get the jist of it...then you DIEEE!!!