HOW TO KEEP YOUR PARTNER HAPPY ?
l a n e r o n
IT'S NOT SO HARD ..... AND ALMOST FAIR :
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him with peace
4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
5. Don't bother him with his
movements
So whats so hard about that
?
HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY
It's really not too difficult but.... To make a
woman happy, a man only needs
to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments
regularly
45. Go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU
MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention
51. give her lots of time,
especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never
worrying about where she goes.
BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY
IMPORTANT
53. never forget
*birthdays
*anniversaries
*valentine
*arrangements she makes. —
AS YOU SEE ... IT IS STILL FAIR .
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علیرغم اینکه زیادم به ایریپ مربوط نبود 😛
حسام هر وت شما مشت محکمی هست بر دهان استکبار
taze avvalam shode .. asan ye vazia 😃
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thats really true =|
so of course I voted...
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damn, true stoy bro
yes mate ... true story ...
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How to make a man happy?
-Bring him a beer....NAKED ;P
it will be mixing of hot & cold .... cold beer and hot body . i love it
Just imagined that...Blood pressure jumped up,heart beat rate rose...You are officially responsible for my death 😃
it should be the same dreamy death which i always pray for ...... lets die in that way .....
Let us bow and pray 😃
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اینو ندارم فکر کنم نباید هیچ وقت وارد یه رابطه شم 🙁
عالی بود سینا جان :دی
باید قاب کرد این مقاله رو
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دمت گرم . عالی بود :دی
دیدم برگشتی گفتم خوش آمد بگم :دی
من نوکرتم . شما همیشه به من لطف دارید
تو که سروری عزیزم