How to Integrate Your Group into the eUSA
Blank Keating
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I'm sorry, America. Your fifth party...it's not going to make it. I'm afraid...SEES is no more.
SEES' office in Florida falls to the ground.
A cloud is looming over us. A cloud of uncertainty. INCI, an economical and political citizen group welcomed into our borders, are about to overtake the newly Sailor Moon-themed, Emerickless SEES and join the hollowed ranks of the political elite.
Our own forums are abuzz with people wondering what we shall do with our upcoming top 5 party. No party has breached the existing top 5 in several months. The prevailing sentiment is quickly becoming to welcome our new INCI overlords.
As such, I have decided to help them assimilate into our society on my own volition. Following these 5 handy dandy tips, any group in the world will be able to successfully call themselves eAmericans.
5. Join our offline society.
You don't know eAmerica until you get on our forums and IRC channels. As such, eAmerica won't recognize you until you do. It means you're dead to us.
All of our business is done on the forums, from normal discussion to super secret Executive meetings. Showing up on our forums means you're interested in talking with us, and gets you clout in our community on it's own. Post some quality posts and you'll be accepted as one of us in no time.
4. Get ready to campaign.
All five top five parties must work with the FEC (or Federal Election Commission) to ensure 100% blocker coverage during every congressional election period. If this isn't done, our country immediately becomes at risk for PTO. Since INCI is signing up to become a top 5 party, it will be their prerogative to uphold that tradition, like we would expect from any American party.
INCI got a unique deal last month, which was one congress seat gets handed to them for their presence here. Whether this continues into the next month or not, or if other groups would get the same deal is up for debate. Nevertheless, all parties must eventually face an honest election process, including running blockers and organizing congress candidates themselves.
3. Be prepared to have your sexuality called into question.
As many Americans have said, everyone is a fag. Some are milfags, some are polifags, and some are fagfags. Our country is extremely insecure about where our collective phallus goes, so suffixing everyone with fag is a common practice with many prominent Americans. Be prepared to be called a homo, and don't take it personally.
2. Access is a privilege, use it correctly.
If someone invites you to a secret chatroom, don't tell everyone what happened there. If you get in congress, don't use your citizenship grants without asking the immigration commission. If you become a moderator of a channel or subforum, don't start banning everyone. If you get an official paper, don't knock the DoD orders out of the top 5.
All groups get special access of some sort over their lifetime. Make sure you show basic manners and you'll have it for months to come.
1. Eat cheeseburgers and stand ready to kill redcoats.
Law of the land. No exceptions.
Welcome to America!
Until next time,
Comments
I, for one, welcome our new INCI overlords.
Voted, nice article Blank
Good stuff LT o7
Very nice, voted
cCc Don't eat crumpets cCc
Well said, panpa
Say no to crumpits!
lol @ Kazeal.
I, for one, do not.
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Funny that kazs health is 69 😛
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poJ5oI4K2xo
I agree with Russia up here, PING PONG F*CK YEAH
I once beat Emerick in a congressional election. That was fun.
Amerika is wunderbar.
cCc in iNCi we trust cCc
So we just roll over, stick our tush in the air and say take us?
Voted
Here's an idea: speak English.
How can you be expected to be treated as an equal when you cannot be understood?
I didnt read after " While the following article "
cCc Inci cCc
proud fagfag =3
I puten
"Here's an idea: speak English."
Screw English speak American. 😉
^
lol, i hope they actually do this...
Why is it that when I saw that word was hyperlinked, I automatically assumed it would lead to Kazeal?
Amusing and a good read. Voted.
Kaz is my fave fagfag.
heh. fagfag
i dont understand bc i didnt read but v+s
florida is nice but hamburger is better 😃
Help my. Give my food... Please...
It's my belief that part of INCI's strategy is to not only grow their own economic collectives but to harm other companies with low wellness workers. I've yet to have a worker sporting the INCI avatar press the work button over 30 wellness. They aren't here to become part of America, they're here to become America.
I bet they hate cheeseburgers too. 🙂
lmao
V + S
FagsFags...
Well, don't worry about INCI, worry about us coming to free Texas
: D
Actually, don't worry at all. We love cheeseburgers. We can even teach you to eat real food...
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already subbed ever since you ran for VP with Croy
Hilarious wit, great paper from a great mediafag! 😉 Keep it up