How to Impose Your Monarchistic Will on the House of Commons: Part II

Day 1,068, 15:05 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Mr Woldy


Some Background Listening

How to Impose Your Monarchistic Will on the House of Commons: Part II

As you may have ruddy well read the people of the eUK not to recently decided to elevate my status to king. (Again, not my idea) but nonetheless, unlike past monarchs, this aristocracy has an evil set of plans that we are crusading to achieve. Exactly what is still to be considered but right now we are forwarding demands to the admin team to establish a usergroup and a private sub forum that we hope to use to a) plot, and b) deal with civil disputes.

~queue cheering.

However there is first some unfinished business and loose ends I need to tie. There are a small handful of titles to be given out, and the issue of announcing an heir in-case on my way to the library I am struck down by a divine bus.

The following are newly appointed to the privy council and as such shall be ‘in on’ our evil schemes to overth- ....
...support.. the eUK government.

Lord Beta, of Foxtrot.

Arthur Wellesley, duke of Wellingtons.

Final Destiny, Queen of Ireland. (Eire)

Frerk, Prince of Orange.

Coram, the boy. Appointed court jester, even if only briefly.

And lastly, Bull the royal B*stard.

And the part someone has been waiting for, I can announce that Margaret H Thatcher shall be my heir. When I die, he shall be king. If I don’t die, and am for whatever reason removed, he’d be smart to make me his heir. Jus’ saying.


Pluralising to block roleplay since ‘10

On a more serious note;

I am running for Congress in my home region, East Midlands. Unlike perhaps a few of the other candidates, I didn’t have to move to candidate myself here as I fled London long ago after a dangerous liaison with a fish-wife.

If you ignore the title of this article, you will realise I am running for purely innocent purposes. Even if I demand the establishment of a decent privy council within the eUK forums.

Why should you vote me? Well, I have served in one capacity or another (most recently as MoLA) in every government since Kumnaa. A sad sad reflection on the real world is that means I’ve been playing erep for over a year (much over a year) and continue to do so, even if the admins have been getting me riled.

For more on my issues with the admins, simply add me as a friend and enjoy my shouts.

My roles in government have included President, Minister of Foreign Affairs, Minister of Home Affairs, Minister of Legislative Affairs, Minister of Sultry Affairs, and Minister of Work.

One of those is a lie, but I’ll let you figure out which. Even if when you overlook the lying (that’s not a reflection on how I act in congress, by the way) it is still a somewhat impressive portfolio, so you can bet your bottom dollar I know what I’m on about.



Aims and Goals.

For quite a well now, my approach to eRepublik has perhaps changed from that of a nationalist one to that of a community and fun orientated view. I’ve enjoyed playing eRep with people not only from the eUK, but a plethora who hail from places across the globe, the eUS, eBrazil, eHollalands, eFrance, eCanada, and obviously, the list goes on.

From everything from small talk on IRC to skull cracking on Supremacy or Civ, eRep has given me access to a gaming community that I otherwise wouldn’t have discovered.

As such, I hope to see the eUK being more free and easy, more interesting, entertaining and fun. Hopefully trying to persuade everyone that as King I should be in charge will provide you, the humble readers with some entertainment but I also think that whilst we persist to use legislation we should steer away from srs bsns and perhaps approach eRep as a game.

That and pass supreme judiciary and legislative power to the Monarchy of the eUnited Kingdom, by penetrating house of commons and giving people with influence fancy titles so they agree with any bill I propose. Just saying.


I'll do some srs bsns articles for you guys sooner or later, dw

Thanks for reading.
Mr Woldy.