How to Fight Swedes
Day 2,305, 04:45
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by Zacharia Raven
Dear eDanes!
As you know, eSweden is going to invade us. This is why I have created this article. And also because I was bored.
What do you need?
When fighting a Swede you will need these:
How to fight a Swede?
When fighting a Swede, it is important to push this button:
Conclusion
We can win this. I have a good vibe.
Vibe is good
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Nice guide \ o /
1. Eat
2. Shoot
3. ???
4. PROFIT!
UNDERPANTS!!!
Good luck, you'll need it!
BEFRIA SKÅNE!
Folket i Skåne älskar att bli förtryckta!
Don't hurt yourself with that knife, Zach!
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Zacharia, I do not believe you.
When Zacharia doesn't come to Asgardia, Asgardia comes to Zacharia.
Nice and direct!
Don't worry Zacharia, Swedes are on their way to rescue you.
We're not invading Denmark, we're just freeing her from German oppression 🙂
Zachaaaaariaaaa, miks lähdit poiiiis tääääältä eSuomestaaaaaa!
vibrations!!! only in your pants Zach.
haha 😃
All we came for is Zacharia :3
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