How to be a successful erep player

Day 2,891, 11:19 • Published in Poland Netherlands • by Redi Jodikku


It has been a bit since I last wrote anything, but I felt like contributing to erep a bit, once again. I’ve read a lot of articles for newcomers in the Swiss Media, a work that I appreciate a lot, so, I decided to make my own guide, at it will be calle😛 TIPS FOR BEING A SUCCESSFUL PLAYER IN EREP, yeah, I know the title is a bit egomaniac, but you will find it really useful for sure. I’ve splitted it in different parts, one part for every small portion in the game, seems understandable, doesn’t it?

With these few tips you may be able to succeed in any field of the game, you will probably become one of the so called “Legends” of this game.

Economy

This is probably the most difficult module imo, but I’ve been able to summarize it in a sentence.

-The best way to become a successful economist is buying cc on the black market, I’m not gonna extend too much cause it’s something our dear admins don’t allow, but anyway, it is the best tip i can give you.

Defense

The first you need to know about this section is that you don’t need to believe it, it is what you have to say, your thoughts could be different, it’s just what you want the others to think (in most cases).

-The bigger country you attack, the bigger are your balls, the rest does not matter, you just need to demonstrate all the time how big your balls are, that’s how a good MoD acts.

-If you are “ruling” a big country, you need to have a TP battle 24/7 , no matter if your allies are about to be wiped, if there’s a nuclear war outside, your farmers need TP, and it’s your duty to provide them with, otherwise they will go to farm somewhere else.

-Sometimes you will need to set COs, if your country is not rich, there’s an easy solution, pick a VISA player, and suck his balls a bit, vote all their posts, write about him, “hail” him, whatever you need to make him happy.

-There’s one thing you need to have clear, your COs are to let the people know what’s your prio, you don’t really need to buy the damage to your MPPs, you just need them to be sure where to fight.

-Epic battles are nice for allies, they will always come to help, but maybe you will need to stimulate them a bit setting a few strategy, 20cc/million and 200-300k should be enough strategy.


FA
Ruling the foreign affairs in a country could be difficult, with these tips you will succee😛

-This is about the country which capital is Skopje, if you want to be in Greece side, you may call it FYROM, if you don’t want to, and you prefer to be in the other side, you may call it MKD or Macedonia. Simple, but important.

-You must change the names to your enemies, don’t use their real country names, be creative, but if you are not, adding a “LOL” in the middle of the name of the country should be enough.

-No matter if you are winning a battle while you are wasting more than 1M of CO, always talk about brotherhood and friendship.

-If another country wins, it’s because it have used too much CO, if you win, it’s because you have such a friendship with everyone.

-If a country is not attacking everyone all the time, it’s because it has no balls, diplomacy and tactics don’t matter, it’s because of the balls.

-If anyone insults you, steals your BH or insult your religion, send an AS to his country, it’s legit.

-Every time a rival country attacks a friendly country, it is a puppet, let everyone know it.

-If you want to be in Croatian side, you should say that Bulgaria are backstabbers, if they ask you why, say that because what happened in Mexico, you don’t even need to know where is Mexico, with this should be enough.

-The most important one, add Finway and Rauf Raif their posts are always funny.

With this should be enough to became a great politician and a successful gov guy.