How do work cabinet?

Day 1,478, 05:38 Published in Japan Japan by Fruitcommando

Hello friends, I am here to announce my official official super cool cabinet.

First off, President = Me (supreme dictator, der kaiser, ect.)
MoFA: Darshu
Deputy MoFA: ShadowMJ (because he asked for it, who would expect me to put a foreigner into our government? I bet a lot of you.)
vMoFA: Dokomo

Mo😨 Sophia Forrester

MoF: Oligagnon
MoE: Pizza the hut

MoS/MoI: (pls make applying, nobody wants it ;_😉

Minister of BDS: Aogo
Minister of eROC/eChinese Complaints: Lejina (you get their complaints)
Minister of Kebabs: Isotrk
Minister of Low Income employment: Squibeel
Minister of cannot into president: Squibeel
Minister of Multis: Lyuline
Minister of communism: Glove
Minister of Israeli Affairs: Ecka Stealer of Cows
Minister of Macaquito: BobbySAURON
Minister of getting locked out of forum: Nowe
Minister of fixing all mistakes cos super cool guy: exReality
Minister of leading deaths for Minister: Drago
Minister of *new* Mexican affairs: Ladvidicus
Minister of Propaganda: Ecka stealer of cows (he must convince us he sex gf)
Minister of Hitoshi Makoto/Yonsil Awareness: Erumaron (please keep the public safe from these dangers)
Minister of Military Tactics: Yoshi Midori
Minister of Epidemic Prevention and Water Purification Department: Danyeo

If you would like a spot in cabinet, many are still open so please make applyings.

In other news, today will be the first celebration of our first true national hero, Pizza the hut day. Please remember this kind soul in the years to come for he was The Best

-FructeKommandante