How did Jelly get pregnant...

Day 1,518, 13:47 • Published in Philippines Bulgaria • by J Grey

Hi Guys! I have postponed it for several days but I feel that I need to make a confession right now.

So the story begins when I decided to move to ePhilippines. I knew it’s a great country and generally e-life is more fun in the Philippines!
So without any delay I arrived here..



Everything was just great – fun, adventures and party people!
Very soon I became a citizen of Philippines and in a day or two I gained my first Mercenary medal. I was so happy that I wrote an article about it – HERE. And then I decided to make a party…



Unfortunately (or fortunately..) at some time the things went out of control… I have just blurred memories of what has happened..

In the morning as I opened my eyes I saw the following unbelievable reality:

CoCo The Killa lying in the bed;




Then Aren Perry lying on the floor:




I was not sure about that guy but I think that was Slothen:




I was sure about that guy and I know that was Mr aNiallator




Hekter was stuck to the wall:




And even Marie von Gablitz was unconscious:




But what shocked me most was the President of the ePhilippines Jelly9473 who was lying naked in the kitchen:



The situation was quite embarasing and everyone went home promptly. That is the reason for Jelly9473 being so quiet and missing recently.
Shockingly, soon after that it came clear for everyone – Jelly was pregnant! Oh my God!




And now the big question here is: who is the father?
There are many rumors and speculations in the media but I am afraid I know the right answer…
I have a nasty dog…



Sorry Jelly!

Best regards,
J Grey

P.S. eLife is more fun in the Philippines!!