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All over the world wars have been fought or are being fought. Many soldiers get wounded or nearly die in battle, but in the end we all get patched up to live another day. Have you ever wondered how? Did you ever take notice of the people who treat you in hospital? Have you ever taken a good look?

Probably not. That’s why I’m here to provide you with the most detailed reports about hospitals all over the world. I will present the most up to date reports of the best hospitals, the most skilled doctors and of course: the best nurses!
Today we will start with two of the hottest places on the globe. Two countries where war has scorched the earth, where the roof has literally been on fire. These countries are France and Argentina! For each country I will provide a top 3 of the best hospitals so you know where to get you injection of morphine and pleasure next time!


Argentina
First up is Argentina. After Operation French Toast a full-scale counter attack was launched on this country, making it one of the largest battlegrounds ever. Its hospitals have seen lots of soldiers passing by, but what is the best place to go in a new conflict? With only three territories it’s an easy job for each hospital to make it to the top 3, but which one will be number one?


3. Cuyo
Located high up in the mountains of Cuyo, ‘Hospital Pacífica’ is ranked number 3 with a medical rating of three stars. While the doctors do their best to help their citizens, they lack in specialization to treat the more severe wounds. The nurses were friendly and polite. However, as soon as the TV started to broadcast a volleyball match they abandoned their patients to stare and cheer for what didn’t even seem to be such an exciting match.

I actually met this nurse in the stadium, she was supposed to be at work.I can't really say I cared.

2. Gran Chaco
‘Gran Chaco Hospital’ is small but cozy. I was surprised by its warm feeling, helpful doctors and friendly nurses. Having a medical rating of 3 stars, it didn’t differ that much from ‘Hospital Pacífica’. Its nurses however tipped the balance in favour of Gran Chaco. They had this amazing nurse from Mexico with such a wonderful voice! Each night she sang for the patients to ease their suffering. A well deserved second spot.

I don't think it's just her voice that made her popular.

1. Argentine Northwest
Without having the friendliest name, ‘Hopsital de Guerra’ had been built just before the war started and earned its ribbons in the heat of battle. Topping the list with a 4 star medical rating, it’s the hospital with the best nurses and doctors in the whole of Argentina. I was delighted by their skills and I can assure everyone this is the place to be in times of need.

A couple of days ago I received a postcard from one of the nurses who had given me a tour of the hospital. And the city.
I was surprised to see that she had used a photograph of herself, very creative indeed! Not for the weak of mind though.


France
Being the victim of Operation French Toast, France is a country that has seen its fair share of war. While her hospital´s personnel had its first experience with treating wounded soldiers in the war versus Switzerland, they were almost overwhelmed during the last war. While a number of hospitals were ravaged by enemy artillery and ransacked by foreign soldiers, everyone you should bear in mind that France is now home to some of the best and most experienced hospitals in the world. But which hospitals made it to the top 3 of their country?


3. Picardy
At the third spot with only a two star medical rating, we find ‘Infirmerie sans soucis’. With no specialized surgeons and only basic health care, I wondered why all patients were that cheery. Until I took a look at the TV and noticed that the music I was hearing, a lot of different songs but all from Alizée, was actually from music videos they were playing on the TV!

Have you ever seen her dance? What a voice!

2. Paris-Isle-of-France
Having been the ultimate target of Operation French Toast and the center of operations for the defensive forces, Paris is home to probably the most important hospital in France. With a four star medical rating and many skilled nurses, surgeons, doctors and physicians you can trust your live to these people. The hospital is situated in the center of Paris in a beautiful building. Though I must say, it’s not just the hospital that is a beauty.

She will be on vacation until June though.

1. Rhone-Alps
As one of the most contested battlegrounds and an important region for France, Rhone-Alps recently finished building a brand new hospital. Topping the list with a five star medical rating, it’s both home to the best and most experienced medical personnel in France as what seems to be the most beautiful team of female janitors ever. Is this real? I don’t really know what’s going on in this hospital, but I bet you wouldn't mind sticking around for a while. With the conclusion that no sane person would dare to say different, ‘Rhone-Alps hôpital’ is the number one hospital in France!

I promised her not to be the only nurse from Rhone-Alps in my article, so I will also link you to her sister.


With this being said, you now know where to find the best medical care in Argentina and France. I hope you will remember where to find this valuable information!


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Jazar

(yeah I wanted an international edition too. You know, just for the lulz 😉 )