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Hospital in SA!

Day 700, 05:01 • Published in Australia

• by Cant Touch This

Should we put a hospital is South Australia, or shouldn't we?

For those of you who are still undecided on the issue, i have put together some of the most FAQ about this issue and answered them to help you decide!

FAQ:

Does South Australia have the population to be worthy of a Q5 hospital?

The answer is yes, they do. South Australia has well over 200 citizens, which means that for every 1 Northern Territory citizen there is 3 South Australians! Thats right 3!

If you don't believe me, here is a photo from the Adelaide library shortly after the news broke out about the stolen gold. (AKA 2 days ago).

Will South Australians make a significant contribution to our military if they have a hospital?

I can assure you they will. South Australia is not just a war crazy community in eRepublik but also in real life.

Here is the aftermath of the Adelaide Crows semi final loss to Collingwood.

What about selling the hospital, wont this help the stolen gold cause?

No you idiot, the SA economy would thrive with a Q5 hospital. As i said before, they are a war crazy community who would probably re pay for the hospital by buying weapons within one week of it being there. All South Australians are rich and have gold digger wives!

If you don't believe me, here is a randomly selected South Australian off the streets of Adelaide.

And the most frequently aske😛

Why don't they just buy a moving ticket and go somewhere with a Q5 hospital?

Do you want to know who asked that question?

Thats right, Osama Bin Laden!

If you think its a good idea to just buy moving tickets, you are a terrorist!

Anyone against the SA hospital is also a terrorist!

So, there is only one remaining question.

Are You A Terrorist?

Comments

DARK VORODOR Day 700, 05:21

"The answer is yes, they do. South Australia has well over 200 citizens, which means that for every 1 Northern Territory citizen there is 3 South Australians! Thats right 3!"
Sorry but how many of those 200 citizens are actually alive and active? From what I see in the last election, there are less than 30 active citizens in that 200.

"If you don't believe me, here is a photo from the Adelaide library shortly after the news broke out about the stolen gold. (AKA 2 days ago)."
Wow.. I never knew the gold theft was so recent.. Sorry but that tiemframe is wrong..

HellCold Day 700, 05:40

Maybe he means patti's announcement on the admin's stance on it, VORODOR?

Terrorist? I'm definitely a terrorist!

I demand a 300 Gold ransom immediately! (I haven't kidnapped anyone yet though. Somebody should pay it anyway, you know, in case I do kidnap somebody. Just give me the damn gold)

Dycey Farley Day 704, 12:07

This article gave me a big smile - Thank you! voted.

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