Hope You Like Kosher Food

Day 747, 12:54 Published in Japan Poland by Ryan_5

The US invasion is beginning. Now, I hear people whining saying that Japan doesn't deserve this. Saying Japan is not responsible for what it was forced to do. This duress defense is weak at best, and no true Japanese would except it. Your actions lack virtue. Surrender now.

Don't worry occupation will not be that bad. However we will bring a few changes. Our newly elected President is Jewitt, a Jew (shocker, I know). So the US has already adapted by going kosher (no more cheeseburgers). You too, will experience this new diet. The Japanese don't eat a lot of seafood, do they?