Homeless Problem Arise in Erepublik
Releasethe Krakken
2 Days ago a big problem arose in eRepublik we suddenly have 99.9% players who are eHomeless.
Naw these things is energy centers:
So what is the advantages of a eHouse which looks like this:
1. You can eSleep in your eHouse and you will feel eMore Refreshed or eFreshed if you worry about ur eVocabulary or eVocab as we cool kats like to call it.
2. You can eBath or eShower if you like things to swing eLoosse. Now you no longer eSmell. I have eBathed for the first time in 3 eYears.
3. You can have eDinner Parties and eLaugh at the eHomeless like this eHahahah eHahahah.
4. You can have real e[censored] with your eWife in a eBed and not a eBench.
5. In the case of e4 you wont have little horny eTeenage onlookers who do all kinds of weird stuff whilst you flambe your eWife.
6. When your eWife is on a eBusiness Trip you can have your eMistress over or 2 or 3 or 5 or a street. Put up posters like this.
7. This is eHomeless
THIS IS YOU:
8. You can hang ePictures on your eWall
eHomeless people must carry all their possession on them eventually everything get eStolen except the crap they did not want to eHave from the start.
Buy cheap eFood enjoy the ePrivileges your eHome affords you.
Count the numbers of cans I said above now think about being eHomeless and count the cants. Hey here is 2 cans you can eat a can of eDog food right out of the eCan. Sucks yes ..yes I know. [hands hankey] its ok ok you were strength training. And now your still poor.
WHY BECAUSE YOU HAVE EARNED IT. WHEN YOUR EHOMELESS COMPETITORS WHERE STRENGTH TRAINING AND BUILDING UP STRENGTH YOU WERE BUILDING UP FACTORIES.
WHEN THEY LAUGHED AT YOUR PUNY STRENGTH . YOU THOUGHT TO YOURSELF . JUST WAIT JUST WAIT SOMEDAY STRENGTH WONT BE EVERYTHING.
and thanks to PLATO that day has arrived and the eHomeless uber strength ape is now nothing but a big fat loser whilst you enjoy the eSpoils of your eWonderful lIFE.
To join the eHomed click on this link
Link to eGoodtime, wild parties,eBaths, ESleeping eFun
or
Prepare for feeding time
Comments
I have an epub, so no need for an ehouse.
smart guy...
they sell q1 houses for 330cc if people would care to check the marketplace, 1000cc is way too expensive
C0RRAD0 BG wrote 8 hours ago
Selling Q1 houses for 330 cc in Ukaraine
you want ppl to life in a ukrainian house. what if it was eBombed beforehand. they will sell it for whatever they want one gets stupid ppl all the time. just wait a few days till all the factory owners who created multies to work for them is banned just wait.
btw your the lady with the trolley 😃
has anyone seen Bob the Builder ?
Guess RTK Construction will be going into liquidation soon...lol
Naw not really I am building around it. Probably will be for own consumption but its ok I dont mind helping out other players. Also perhaps in return for other deals I have going on atm. It was expected for players to use multies also Plato didnt consider effect of communes. But I dont care I think in the long run it means less production in other areas meaning a better price on other goods. The 1200 is a very good number as your shadow energy builds up to it even when your base is not full. Yesterday my base was 860 when I left with 1200 shadow I could do my wam clicks easily and get a quicker start in the day.
Added this is the best weekly update. You can get 90 recovery this week as well as about 100 strength 10000 storage.
I can assure you Nogin inc will soon hit the poorhouse watch this space. All that big talk and handouts must hurt u.
Nogin Inc is doing well and will actually be giving out Q3 houses at cost to friends, nothing else to spend the cash on have as many q7 Coys & Rm coys as i need for the foreseeable future.
(: good 🙂
😮 The real estate market war starts! Just dont sell the houses on credit guys, and do not mortgage and we all might survive 😛
Well Mr Krakken, I must say I represent the International Bohemian Homeless Association, and I think you are grossly misrepresenting our style of e.life. For example: We get to have xes outside, but benches in parks are purely for social reasons, by this I mean, we do that when it is the day of "help out the burb teens with understanding a bit of real life", it is a charity event so to speak, so kids learn something outside of their gadgets. It is an educational service to society.
Also, we dont smell, unlike you before having a house, we use on a regular basis the showers at the community sports center, I even have a favorite shower space. 😉
I might have to write an official text to correct this view about the homeless life some choose to have.
Also, if it were not for the people of the IBHA, museums around the world would be empty of locals on weekdays.
v and good luck with the real estate situation 🙂
you just described one of my holidays down to the educating the teenagers bit. though lot more tacky than u make it sound. for the record none of us.