Home sweet home?

Day 626, 14:55 • Published in Spain Peru • by Sexin

Well, with the complete annihilation of Canada, I've found myself looking for a new home. I decided to take my time and attempt to figure out where I'd want to call home and I've finally decided on Espana.

True, the exiled Canadian government told us to move to Spain or Jersey but there were other locations I had originally considered.

The Netherlands
Pros: Beautiful women, lax rules on the hippy lettuce
Cons: Peace country, their canals make Amsterdam stink

Sweden
Pros: Hockey loving country, an ally
Cons: Fucking cold

Ireland
Pros: Neutral, English speaking
Cons: I had potatoes and Guiness

Switzerland
Pros: Ally, full of tanks
Cons: Half french, Half German = Unfunny robots

So you see, I had no real choice but to come to Spain and soak up the sun, sand and alcohol whilst I wait for eCanada to be liberated.

Thanks for having our backs, Spain. We'll always have yours.