Hola Cubanos! Let me introduce eSweden!

Day 3,129, 14:03 • Published in Cuba Sweden • by Misho

Hola Cubanos!

We received the letter below from your official government to our official government where I, The Misho, is Minister of Something. So I will here give you a detailed answer and try to make it before our more offical Minister of Something has done it. Letter will be in Bold and our answers in normal text.

1. Could you please introduce yourself and your country for our readers?

No, Sweden and the eSwedes are top secret and can't be introduced to the public.

2. Resource wars are over and new resources will be soon implemented. What was eSwedish strategy in this event and are you happy with what eSweden achieved?
What!? We must have missed this event, was it top secret!?

3. The new resources will be just the beginning. Airplanes, changes in manager work, and much more is coming to the game. What is your opinion on these changes? And would you have some other ideas for improvements?
Who are you, have you hacked Plato or what, how do you know all this!? Airplanes!?

4. Couple of months ago eSweden has joined Pacifica, thus strengthening Pacifica power in Baltic region. Why did you decided to join this alliance?
They tricked us in, said it would be fun and that it was easy to get laid. Honestly we can't remember after all the free beers. Did we really join? Are you sure?

5. eSweden and eCuba have recently signed a common MPP. What are your relations to eCuba?
We love Havana Seven and Coca Cola. Coca Cola is from Cuba right?


6. Few days ago, a war between an Latvia and Lithuania (Orion and Pacifica members) started and rages in the Baltic region. What is your stance on this conflict? And do you think eSweden might intervene in this war via direct attack?
Intriguing isn't it. Swedes are very skilled to handle conflicts like this. What we usually do is that we secretly sell weapons to both sides and then blame Pakistan for the conflict. Its not obvious what they've done to deserve to take the blame for this conflict but I'm sure they did something.


Also we miss one agent, last seen in on a Missile boat in Bahía de Cochinos. If you see here, tell her to stay in Cuba as Chief Secretary Ambassador for eSweden.

With love,
Misho

Picture of Lodbrok - not the husband of Lagetha. Added because of comment from iLifeHouse below.