History of North Korea
Kim Young
What follows is a concise history of North Korea for reference purposes, it should be considered a work in progress and will be edited. Anyone with anything to add please contact me.
This is not a fun article for the usually jovial Noob Tube, but I see many misquotes about NK history.
Each stub will be dated and possibly expanded when/if it makes the wiki.
NK Version 1.0
NK is first populated by communists, FOH, stragglers and the PTO groups
1st congressional elections - Hungarian PTO thwarted
Hungarian scam account steals treasury funds
1st presidential elections – Iranian PTO’er Atropates steals presidency and funds
Atropates impeached - Afanasiy Drago becomes President
2nd Congressional terms are filled with Celio Azevedos catch phrases
Afanasiy Drago wins re-election
Russia attacks USA
Russia offered Peace after MPP with USA is triggered, Russia votes down Peace proposal
Russian PTO of NK under Smirnoff in the works
Facing another PTO and no chance of peace, NK attacks Russia, blocking its invasion of the USA
3rd congressional elections Russian PTO abandoned due to Russian invasion
NK conquered by Russia
North Korean Bank is hacked and funds donated to various PEACE orgs. Money is never returned.
NK Version 2.0
NK Pyongyang freed by the Russian PTO group Shaolin under keks-n - PTO thwarted by Original NK population and US marines
Pyongyang conquered by Iran
NK Version 3.0
Hamyong freed by Eden forces and the Polish POG group
Original North Koreans win congress
Afanasiy Drago negotiated a NAP with Russian Mofa kotekzot, Russian congress votes against NAP
NK’s population increases from 40 to 300 in 2 weeks
Russian Shaolin PTO steals presidency
Russian Shaolin PTO president impeached
Russian Shaolin PTO steals congress
Russian Shaolin PTO steals presidency
Russian Shaolin PTO attacks South Korea to reduce regions aiding the Theocrats and preventing opposition candidates running for congress
Russian Shaolin PTO forgets to run a presidential candidate before the deadline
Russian Shaolin conquers the remains of NK as Afanasiy Drago is elected President
South Korean occupied regions are liberated
NK ceases to exist again
NK Version 4.0
Pyongan freed by Russian PoC_Zoli
Russian Shaolin PTO secures congress majority
Former North Korean traitor and convicted multi Celio Azevedo runs for president under the name Carlos Bianchi
Russian Shaolin KasedY wins the presidency
North Korea receives an influx of Belarusians approved by the Russian congress members
Belarusians and Russians candidates secure all the congress seats with 80 votes in the last hour of a highly suspect election
Minimum wage increased to 10 Kpw further hurting an already poor economy
NetNazgul wins the presidency for Belarusians in a battle against Carlos Bianchi and KasedY
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Sad history, but it must be remembered by all the loyal Northkoreans, to see who are our enemies and who our allies.
Trust me, I remember my enemies. I like fighting against Phoenix (PEACE), but I love fighting the eRussians.